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Cooked Flesh
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Gruk
#1
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
29
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
The little brother of Grum, Gruk was in the stands when his brother died. During the next kickoff, we threw a rock at the coach of the opposing team, giving him a concussion. He then ran on the field as the teams were leaving and blitzed the ref. A little short tempered, Coach CastleMan had no choice but to let him take his brothers spot.
Bruk
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
129
P
0
F
2
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
The oldest of all the black orc brothers, Bruk is the most reliable. While not on the pitch, he is constantly trying to convince CastleMan to find elf teams to play.
 
Crash
#3
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
149
P
0
F
2
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Crash decided long ago that hurting people was the only business for him. It took along time for Coach CastleMan to explain to him that the point of the game is to help the team score. Not sure if he gets it.
Fester
#4
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
10
R
18
B
79
P
1
F
2
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
 
Skills
+AV (30k)
Block (20k)
Perhaps the most important player and the team, Festers only job is the keep Captain Pain focused on the game. After the first match the team had and the captain left the field to eat some spectators, CastleMan appointed Fester as Captain Pain's keeper.
 
Hardhead
#5
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
31
B
99
P
1
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
30
XPP
0
SPP
30
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Hardhead was one of the scariest orcs CastleMan has ever seen. During one match against some goblins, Hardhead took a ball and chain to the head. Instead of falling down, he stole the weapon and smashed the goblin. Hence, "Hardhead".
Smelly Jim
#6
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
17
B
97
P
1
F
1
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Smelly Jim likes blood. Maybe a little too much. (If that is possible for an orc) To keep him on the team, CastleMan has to order barrels of rat blood for him to soak in before each match. CastleMan is okay with it. ;)
 
Booger Flinger
#7
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
339
B
32
P
57
F
0
G
22
Cp
25
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
40
XPP
0
SPP
40
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate (20k)
Block (20k)
Pro (20k)
Booger Flinger is the leader of Cooked Flesh. Not sure why people think that orcs can't pass the ball. Ask him, by the time he retires, he will hold every passing record ever.
Gut Eater
#8
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
42
B
105
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
The most troublesome member of the team, Gut Eater is usually found after matches looking for bodies left on the field to eat. Has got in plenty of fights with Captain Pain over the body parts of foe and friends alike.
 
Jokey
#9
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4
AV
9
R
161
B
64
P
4
F
1
G
23
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
8
Mvp
2
GPP
40
XPP
0
SPP
40
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG (40k)
Block (20k)
Strip Ball (20k)
Don't you dare tell Jokey that orcs can't play pass and catch. He and Booger Flinger try and play a passing game like they are a couple of elves. Just don't tell them that.
Captain Pain
#10
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
149
P
0
F
0
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
15
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Grab (20k)
Guard (20k)
Stand Firm (20k)
Captain Pain is the reason why Cooked Flesh isn't allowed to have goblins on the team. He celebrates every win by eating a goblin. Two is they lose.
 
Zit
#11
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
17
B
78
P
1
F
2
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Zit is the little brother of Fester. After Fester has given the job of controlling Captain Pain, he had no choice but to bring his brother in to help him.
Flesh Taster
#12
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
After one bloody match, Flesh Taster walked out of the stands and started fighting Gut Eater and Captain Pain for some left over elf. CastleMan was so impressed that he hired him on the spot.