'Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and play Blood Bowl'

A solid team player, who was a top scorer earlier in his career. Plays on despite injury and can now be found in the thick of the scrum, doing the splits.

'Put that cookie down!'

The teams rock, a tower of a man, the true Governor of the Blood Bowl field.

'It ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward'

Top blocker and one man game winner who never, ever gives up.

Potion was for an MNG so he could play the 2nd round in a major.

'Violence is my first and last option'

During his 27th game Chuck Norris was killed. He went to hell and roundhouse kicked the devil in the face until the devil agreed to resurrect him. Now he's back; but don't call him a rookie......

He's since become the team's ball carrier and leading scorer. You can't keep a good man down.

High Elf: ''A thousand teams of the Elf Empire will descend upon you. Our passing plays will blot out the sun!''

Butler: ''Then we will Stomp in the shade!!''