1 thrall looked the wrong way and didn't see the lead pipe until it was too late.

Mr Green was acting in self defense when he shot that rookie Rotter, honest Officer!

Was that a lead pipe? The block dark elf lineman didn't see it coming!
It was a lead pipe! The pro elf lineman confirms it!
You'd think the elves would learn, but she had that lead pipe again and a leap/dodge/block/+AG elf catcher found out the hard way.

Professor Plum had a knife in his glove! It's in a poor Skink now!
Sometimes you need the sharpness of a knife. Other times the simplicity of a candlestick is all it takes. A wrestle/tackle/fend Zombie found that out the hard way!
Plum was back to his old tricks with that darn knife! A block Tomb Guardian was cut to shreds as a result.
The good Professor got some target practice in with his revolver on a rookie Skaven lineman.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel... One rookie Elf lineman also got shot with that revolver!
Back to the trusty sharp knife! One rookie Rotter met the pointy end of that thing.

A rookie Troll Slayer was very interested in having a drink with Mrs White. Shame it was poisoned...

Dr Black somehow managed to have a candlestick in his saddle and a poor wrestle/dodge/+AG High Elf Catcher didn't see it coming.
Dr Black's candlestick strikes again as a guard/diving tackle Slann Lineman gets his skull cracked open.
Dr Black decided to change things up and snuck a revolver into play. A wrestle/kick Elf Lineman paid the price.
Dr Black. The knife. Grashnak Blackhoof. The math doesn't add up well for the big minotaur.

Mr Boddy surprised a block Slann blitzer from behind with the rope!
Mr Boddy snuck a knife onto the field and found the chink in an Orc blitzer's armour!

NWFL Season VIII top running back!
NWFL Season VIII top receiver!
NWFL Season VIII league MVP!
NWFL Season IX top running back!