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Bahaal Butchers
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Talguth is the team Captain. He does not care what he eats; in a tribe where the religion is meat he is an atheist. He was recruited because he is big and mean and able to keep the other ogres in line on the pitch, to stop them getting meat crazy and concentrate on the game.
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
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Tommaz is unusual among his tribe in that he prefers meat cooked and seasoned. Few have been persuaded by his cooking but the main reason for his inclusion in the team is his curiosity and willingness to travel to discover new meats for his pot.
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
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Lolko is famous ability to ingest anything. Knights and their horses in a single sitting, poisonous snakes, beastmen with the horns still on- there is nothing huge canine teeth can't chew and nothing his iron stomach can't digest.
Most famously he ate half a dozen goblins and their wooden hut in an hour.
His ambition is to eat a Nurgle Warrior in full armour and keep him down.
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
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The Butchers, returning home after 2 draws and 3 defeats, and the death of Ruul Rawgorger, needed to recruit but were not popular and no one wanted to play for them.
Fortunately, they found Starvin' Marvin, a beggar, who would play for food. He ain't the biggest, or smartest, or bravest, but Rangor can see if he could just instil some self belief, Marvin might be a valuable team player.
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Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
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Karth is feared among his team mates, and travels to games in a steel cage, with a muzzle and shackles. This is because he is a cannibal with a taste for ogre flesh. His mind has gone and he has the instincts of a rabid attack dog. At the start of each game his cage is wheeled onto the pitch and he is released, facing the other team, preferably the biggest player or an opposing ogre.
At the end of the game he is subdued by a ring of snotlings with long spears and shepherded back his cage. If he doesn't gorge on the pitch, he is thrown some bones and is even more savage in the next match.
Karth suffered a broken back in his fourth game, vs Shauukuurzum Aaraarshkaal, in Karahn-Carach. A troll put him down and the gobbos stomped all over him.
After the match, a wandering goblin shaman named Kpikkek saw the team had no apothecary and was touting for business. Rangor told him that if he healed him, he could follow the team and be recruited when they had enough cash. So the shaman pulled out his magic Spongeonnastick and rubbed it on Karth, who was healed. He didn't say thank you.
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Kik is Tommaz Cook's assistant and often carries a small kitchen knife onto the pitch to dispatch fallen opponents.
Kik scored the team's first ever touchdown in a draw with Shauukuurzum Aaraarshkaal.
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Buul is Suul Raw Gorger's pet snotling and often accompanies him in eating live opponents, biting their ankles and ripping off flesh while Suul feasts on their faces. His is protected by Suul, so even though he is an out and out carnivore, the other ogres will not eat him.
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Hig is the biggest snot and was recruited for the job of herding the other snots onto the pitch.
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Fut's job is to forage food for the snots while they are on the road. He also helps Tommaz Cook find herbs for his pot in return for the odd peice of meat.
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Snik is an especially fat snot. The ogres started calling him Snack to taunt him. He hopes to play well so that he doesn't get eaten.
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Jit is the smallest and used by everyone on the team for nasty jobs nobody wants to do, like cleaning Ogre stool from the campsite.