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Kitchen Killers
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Tea-Towel Tricia
#1
Tribal Linewoman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
26
P
0
F
1
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Even though "Tricia" has killed 4 confirmed victims, she has caused no bloodshed whatsoever: Smothering a person with a tea-towel is remarkably clean.
Colander Christina II
#2
Tribal Linewoman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
20
B
26
P
1
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Thanks to it's large handles, "Christina's" weapon of choice is very easy to wield; easy to clean after too, with all those little holes in the bottom.

Resurrected once by the "Secret Sauce" found underneath the club kitchen, though had no skill ups in her previous life.
 
Rolling Pin Rita
#3
Tribal Linewoman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Guard
After returning to using the murder weapon for rolling out bread dough after bludgeoning her victim to death, she found the blood from the rolling pin gave the loaf a much richer flavour. "Rita" has taken to perfecting her 'Red Bread' recipe while in custody,hoping to find a niche for sales with the Vampire market
Meat Knife Martha
#4
Koka Kalim Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
3
B
40
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
While knifing is not an outlandish way to kill someone, what was unusual about "Martha's" case is that she cut, wrapped and sold the meat from her 2 victims to a local butcher's. The Butcher's suspicions were only aroused when a necromancer who was passing through bought the lot, and remarking on the quality asked the butcher who his grave robber was.
 
Ladle Lucy
#5
Koka Kalim Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
9
B
62
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
Mighty Blow
"Lucy" is the only member of the team not to have come from the murderer's unit; she in fact is a chef who works part-time as a lunch lady at the penitentiary. The Halfling High Council of Cookery have recently recognized her culinary genius, and have offered her a job as an apprentice Master Chef, to learn the Halfling tricks of the trade. However, as Master Chefs are sometimes called to participate in Blood Bowl Games, some pitch experience is required. A long time fan of the Halfling team "Stunted Stoutfellas", "Lucy" refused to gain this experience as the team apothecary and attended player tryouts instead.

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Saucepan Susan
#6
Koka Kalim Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
1
B
62
P
3
F
0
G
9
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Tackle
To say that "Susan" holds the world record for beheading people with a saucepan is hyperbole, mainly because she is the only person recorded to have beheaded someone using a saucepan.
 
Kettle Katie
#7
Koka Kalim Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
11
B
54
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Polly put the kettle on, but when "Katie" found her husband sharing a post-coital cuppa with Polly, she caved both of their skulls in with the kettle.
Cheese Grater Charlie
#8
Eagle Warrior Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
42
B
30
P
14
F
0
G
9
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Pass
Block
Sure Hands
A self-proclaimed 'Master Torturer', "Charlie" was assigned the role of thrower so that she has to stay in the backfield. After watching her play in tryouts we had to inquire, and it turns out even Blood Bowl has some form of human rights convention limiting what you can and can't do to somebody on a pitch.
 
Nutcracker Nelly
#9
Eagle Warrior Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
13
B
26
P
10
F
0
G
9
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Pass
The last orderly to look through "Nelly's" file had to be taken to hospital after a heart attack. We should probably have told him the file contained pictures of her crimes. He know the meaning of 'cannot unsee' all too well now.
Wooden Spoon Wendy
#10
Piranha Warrior Catcher
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
27
B
20
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Side Step
"Wendy" always aspired to be a sporting hero, but was mocked for her unathletic figure and her failed attempts to make it as a sportswoman. When she snapped and began her serial killing spree, her first targets were her bullies from her past, and the wooden spoons she had accumulated over the years became her calling card, left at the scene of each crime. She jumped at the chance to play Blood Bowl, and showed good skill in tryouts after starting a fitness regime while in custody. We are sure coming back to sport once again could have no bad effects on her mental state, what's the worst that could happen?
 
Spork Stacey
#11
Piranha Warrior Catcher
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
15
B
24
P
1
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
After a home invasion gone wrong, "Stacey" had nothing but a spork to hand, but still managed to kill 3 of her assailants and badly injure 1 more who got away. Validating the proverb 'It's not the size of your weapon that counts, it's how you use it'.
Potato Peeler Pauline
#12
Tribal Linewoman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Her file says she used to be a farmer's wife, but nobody really knows what set her on the path to becoming a serial killer. With an array of razor-sharp peelers she would slash, scalp and stab he victims leaving the weapon there as a calling card. On the pitch she's shown talent for keeping her head down and for well timed (though slightly overzealous) chop blocks.