"When You're Up to Your Ass in Alligators, Today Is the First Day of the Rest of Your Life."

"Librarian? But its an Animaaaaaaaahhhhh, whats It doing with my arm, HE, HE ,HE, whats HE doing with my arrrmmms?"

"The knuckles! The horrible knuckles!"

Yes. Its the Luggage. RUN!

"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."

Bledlow Nobbs (no relation)

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

"When running its important to remember that the destination doesnt matter all that much. What matters is getting away from where you stood just a few seconds ago. Thinks like destinations come by themselfes if you just keep on running!"

He may not be the fastest of the bunch, but given the opportunity his wild flee wont stop before someones endzone....or much later!

"I am an orc with a terrible urge to smoke a cigar"

"Woof bloody woof."


He is small. He is mean. He stinks. Gaspode