Colin is every way conventional. He is married, has 2 kids. He holds down a regular job when he's not on the pitch as an accountant. Pays his taxes and generally does everything that he's supposed to unfortunately he doesn't do any of it with any great success. However in the Assault he is beginning to shine, with casualties, touchdowns and interceptions to his name he may well turn out to be a key linchpin in the team’s future.

Coming from a farming background Mike was late to learn the ropes of the game. Until a few years ago he had never even heard of the game but being raised in a family of 10 he is well used to dodging the blows of his siblings and well used to being outside in all types of weather. It is his natural agility that is quickly putting him in the frame as The Assaults main ball carrier. Will he go on to greatness? Doubtful , but he may turn out to be well and truly OK.

Stan is the main Blitzer in the team, in normal football he was deemed to small to be effective but since joining Common Assault he has found his niche hitting people in the kneecaps to become the leading casualty taker.

Brian has decided that his skill definitely lies with putting the boot in once his team mates have the done the hard bit and knocked the opposition players over. Brian feels that his whole career has been building towards the realisation that the most useful thing he can do is dive head first into any opponent who is foolish enough to fall over.

Fancying himself as a bit of a tough guy you will often see Rodger fighting it out in the middle of the pitch unfortunately for Rodger that’s not always what he’s supposed to be doing but for now that may well prove to be enough will he rise to great heights or will he die in pool of blood miles away from the ball, on time will tell.

Marvin is one of the stranger selections in the team, abhorring violence he sees the game as one of skill and tactical awareness. It was his inability to appreciate the blood in the bowl that led to him being sacked from his previous team without playing a single game for the Verezzo Ravens. He is hoping that in a team where mediocrity is the goal that he can hold is place by showing the virtues of his style of play and if totally necessary maybe hitting a Snotling or two or on the way.

What can I say about Norma, 15 games no spp, even in a team full of average players she stands out as being decidedly less average than the rest of the team. It's only her status as one of the original team members that saves her from the axe, that and her proven ability to stand on the line of scrimmage and get hit really well.

Ivan is and always will be your everyday kinda guy, he is showing in InfBowl just how successful that can be. Known throughout the team as the "quiet guy" he is defintely not soft and is inclined to see red without much justification. He is the kinda guy who you like going for a drink with but is never the first person you think of calling when you're at a loose end especially as that drink is likely to end in a fight and not one that you can win. He does well at the things he puts his mind to but you will never hear about anything that he has done as it is quite likely to have no longstanding impact on the world.Ivan is quickly becoming one of the solid all rounders on the team chipping in with casualties and the occasional TD just don't ask him to pass the ball.

Raymond,Raymond, Raymond what can you say about Raymond. Well.............he has a very big nose and is easy to spot which may account for why he has been picked out as mvp for 2 of his 6 games despite a decidedly average performance. Having said that it may be his decidedly average performance which makes him such a good player in the coach's mind. Raymond has decided that he should be the teams kicker i think he's under the impression that Kickers live longer but we all know that when push comes to shove everybody loves to kick a kicker!

Having tried and failed to make it in the movies So-So decided that his special gifts would be well suited to the Fantasy Football arena. Despite what he thinks however many coaches did not agree and Chan has floated from team to team never settling in any one place for too long. Left with no other choice and due to mounting debt Chan was forced to ply his trade in The Assault and although not a leading light he is beginning to make his mark. Chan insists that his ability to pull players down so well is to do with his High School wrestling and less to do with his rumoured alcoholism.

Morris is old school, always wears a tie always polite and always on time. Morris may not be your typical lineman but he is efficient and reliable not qualities that will stand him out from the crowd but ones that make him a perfect fit for The Assault. Look out for this guy he could be one to watch.

Orko 'The Ox" as he's otherwise know is in the team for 1 reason and 1 reason only, to hit stuff and to hit it hard. What he excels in strength he makes up for by lacking in brain power. That said we're glad he's in our team not with the other guys.