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Appalachian Welfare Warriors
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Uncle Jedd
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
39
B
58
P
0
F
1
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
Skills
Block
Come and sit on Uncle Jedd's lap. I wanna talk to you.
Cletus
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
99
B
54
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
4
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
Skills
Block
+ST
Dodge
Mighty Blow
I remember 'Nam. The hookers were dirty and cheap.
Billy Joe
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
25
B
101
P
1
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
Piling On
Tackle
Makes money buy selling dirty pictures of his sister Annie May to his friends.
Festus
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
30
B
38
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard
Watches the High School Girl softball team practice from his truck. Armed with some moonshine and lotion.
Mee Maw
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
4
B
3
P
2
F
0
G
3
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Block
Hasn't had teeth since her teens, is really popular with all the men in the family.
Pee Paw
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
-st, m
Skills
Go get Pappy his pipe and porn.
Annie May
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
2
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Annie May cooks the dinner, washes the laundry, and gives the whole family oral. What a good girl.
Bertha
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
-1
B
37
P
0
F
4
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
m
Skills
Kick
Wrestle
CastleMan is having trouble trying to find out which family member is the father of Bertha's unborn baby.
Johnny the Drunk II
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
6
B
12
P
-1
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Johnny made it to the 7th grade, making him the smartest person in the family. They are all so proud of him.
Bubba wants a beer now!!!
#11
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
90
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
14
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Block
Guard
Stand Firm
You want to see retard strength, hide Bubba's beer. Just make sure you aren't in his line of sight when he realizes it.