This ferocious ball of muscle loves nothing more than ripping, wrestling, leaping, tackling, mangling, and generally using his wild strength on the pitch. When not on the pitch, you'll find him chasing women and consuming plenty of delicious snacks to maintain his gargantuan bulk.

Known for her dark poetry, her fascination with complicated games, and interest in adult fanfiction. Her main attack is her Foghorn Belch, which has been known to knock over 3 adult males at 15 feet. She wonders if she looks cuter with her glasses off.

This tall, stocky warrior is known for his singleminded dedication to the things he loves - Blood bowl, Mario Kart DS, and Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon. He's easily irritated by silliness, and especially hates being interrupted. He has a practical outlook on life, and is a friendly guy, once you get him talking, even if he is a bit gruff at first.

A distant relation of the weapons genius Tony Stark. Fentan is enthusiastic and fierce on the pitch. Off the pitch he is silly and lazy. In his spare time he likes to play video games and train to become a ninja.

KRU is the anime database in human form. He spends most of his free time watching anime, checking the news feeds about upcoming anime, and shopping for anime related paraphenalia. He's also enthusiastic about obscure japanese tv shows and live action renditions of anime. He's quite the talker, and once you get him started talking about anime, it's hard to get him to stop. On the pitch he's very serious - after all, this is how he pays for all that anime!

Bman is a dynamic player - all the reflexes and coordination of a ninja combined with the finesse of an artist. He's been an eagle scout, a Disney princess dress designer, an accomplished colored pencil artist, an acclaimed academian, and an enthusiastic gamer. His favorite place to go to relax is, of course, Disneyland. He shares Walt Disney's birthday.

An enthusiastic, if diminutive, member of the team. Hobbies include reading Calvin and Hobbes out loud, as well as The Farside Gallery. Also loves singing Aretha Franklin with an "air microphone". Doesn't do so well in the middle of a tight scrum, but when given space, she really flies.

Heart is just that - a nice guy with a big heart. We got him to play blood bowl, and just told him to hug his opponents as hard as he can! He's a giant among beastmen, and often his tumbling bear hugs prove fatal.