The Victor's Crown

(Pro, Block, Mighty Blow)


A Season 4 draftee, Beepo's rookie on-field accomplishments consisted largely of standing there looking very scary. He did a fine job, with opponents often keeping a healthy distance, thus giving the Heretics open field for scores.

With the departure of Master Ramen, and the Season 2 Victor's Crown already being worn by Dr. Ironyx Fist, the Season 4 Victor's Crown rests upon Beepo's cranium. He will be entrusted to give the Heretics a much more violent edge to their game, something that has been requested for ages by bloodthirsty fans.

Gogo is Quatar's longest tenured worthless player. The 2 TDs he's been credited with were just scorekeeping errors. In truth he rarely stands up on the pitch.

Update:
After many dozens of games without a single SPP, he gets smacked for -AG. First game back from -AG, he became a wolf killer!

He just stood there and took a 1 die skull block, and pythrr's wolf fell dead. It was the wrong wolf, but this will have to do.

GOGO SALAMI!

http://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=11108644

Golden Boot Winner -- Season 4

Season 5 replacement player, taking pitch for first time in the KFC championship game.

Season 5 replacement player to the long-tenured Dr. Ironyx Fist.

Rose to the starter position after the firing of the other high agility draftee. The other guy was a moron, and Burp was next man up.

Burp is a free range, naturally farmed +AG. No hocus pocus.