I Steilfais. I reelestait manger en de nodden rotsvomps. I leev in da beegest kaiv wit da smelleiest moss.

Steilfais hav manne frons en de svomp. Somteim we all plai bladboel toogeva.

En de teemes uvver gaim, Steilfais done killt Flitsh. Steilfais wanta eat him at feirst but he taiste funne.

Den latar en dis gaim Steilfais killt David Deeprock. Soon afta he pikt up da bal an walkt it inta da endzon fer de teemes uvver thachdown.

Gobbintoof es most beegest frond. He almoes as beeg as Steilfais. He leik eetin gobbins verie verie mutsh.

Gobbintoof also relie relie dum. RELIE dum. If wanta knoe how dum Gobbintoof relie is, lookit dis matsh. (Is relie dum.)

En dis gaim Gobbintoof done et Beepa. Gobbintoof sed was delishus. Beepa wus unavailebul fer komment. Der noo Beepa sed nuffing eidther.

Tikla so funni wit tiklin masheen. Wen Steilfais get da itsh, Tikla bring da medishin.

In dis matsh Tikla wanta maik an ogur shorta ta betta speek ta it. Tohotom died in da prossess, thogh da apofakairi fixt some of da damaj (n).

In da uvver matsh Tikla piggebak'd a frond en maik A. Davis shorta from da uvver end. Dis killt da ogur kos der vas no apofakairi. Also killt da teem sperret kos dey surrendord en neva plaid agen.

Unkol verie streinj. Somteims lob da boms dat maik da booms an skreem "kall me Unkol Bisses".

If he naim Unkol Bisses he koold jus sai dat. No need ta maik da rukkus. But pei da rent so its okai.

Datvun is datvun. Dat der gobbin over der.

Datvun Job done bean redistrebbabooted un (1) tihm.

Disvun is disvun. Dat dis heer gobbin.

En dis matsh Disvun dun smakt Paul Houde so hard he gone krakk en lost he job.

Wen Steilfais lait, is Klok ta blaim.

Klok Job done bean redistrebbabooted un (1) tihm.

Sponj verie hairie fer gobbin. Steilfais oose Sponj errie year wen gurlfrond Rokbutte is dooe ta visit.

Sponj Job done bean redistrebbabooted too (2) tihmes.

Wen Steilfais wants ta speek ta Gobbintoof but Gobbintoof far awai, Steilfais ooses da Beepa.

He taik Beepa and throe it verie hard at Gobbintoofs hed. Den Beepa go BEEP or AGH or CRACK and Gobbintoof knoe that Steilfais wants ta speek.

Beepa Job done bean redistrebbabooted too (2) tihmes.

En dis gaim Beepa done killt Finn Four. He dun et ston cold.

Loinklof! No com bak Loinklof!

Loinklof like ta run awai. Somteims is okai, wen nais warm breez. When plai da blodbol verie bad. Wen plai da blodbol, need all da protekshun ya kan get.

Stop pokin me Stopit!

No Stopit stop dooen dat in de ketchin. Dooet en de woods.

Stopit, Stopit, stop fumblen de bal. Gryp de bal wif de thum en feengars. Stopit! Jus stopit!

Stopit wil soon join Gobbintoof en Steilfais fer luntsh if he dunt stopit.

Somtiems a gobbin es jus a gobbin.

Nowwun askt Skrubba ta skrub ta lavvuteri. It dun et on ets own.

Dis gobbin es possest wif sum vijl kurss of kleanle-ness, jus liek its terble sponjes are seept throo in da dredfol essenc of Steilfais' "bisnes korna".

Steilfais dun tri ta krush Skrubba wif roks, en hes feets, en throen da Beepa at et manny tihm, but sumwhy Skrubba kept kommen bak for mohr.

Now even Steilfais stai awai wen Skrubba fling he skrubbas round. Dangur ta get kleen, if da skrubbas ar fress, or sum arkain enfectchun if Skrubba alreddi skrubt da korna.

Toofpik job verie prestiggus. Toofpik get ta keep de skrap he find.