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BigDan
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
43
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard

Coach NitPcr Says:
BigDan may be big but he iz uuuuugleee! He iz so uglee that wen he woz born iz mum tried to sploosh his head with a rock cos she thought she'd just given birth to a Nurgle! We have on the team because he's good at doing the washin up.

Big Dan was just about to launch a briliant TTM in his first game when he remembered that he would much rather just eat goblins all day long instead. Poor old Loon never even knew what happened.
BigMuvva
#2
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
34
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard

Coach NitPcr Says:
He may be big but BigMuvva really is stoopid. He's so stupid he doesn't even know what the rules of Blood Bowl are... he thought you won by scoring touchdownz!! I had to take him aside for a quiet word but I think he's got the idea now that it's all about the splooshing.

BigMuvva hasn't splooshed any opposition players yet, but he did contribute to the blood in this game when he got hungry and tried to gobble down SnappSnapp three turns in a row! SnappSnapp managed to wiggle free twice because he's so ard innit, but BigMuvva hadn't eaten since breakfast 20 minutes earlier and was starvin, so he was quite insistant and noshed SnapSnap to pieces on the third attempt.

 
JumpUp
#3
Pogoer
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
83
B
5
P
-1
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Leap
Stunty
Very Long Legs
Side Step

Coach NitPcr Says:
He's one of dem pogoists, but I wouldn't trust 'im to leap over a can on beanz...he seems alot more interested in bouncin away from trouble than going out and makin splooshes. Once in trainin I even saw him try and score a touchdown! Luckily he fell ova and the otha boyz could practise they foulin on him, but he's going to have to sort that attitude out if he's going to get along in this teem!
BuzzBath
#4
Looney
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
18
P
0
F
2
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Chainsaw
Secret Weapon
Stunty

Coach NitPcr Says:
Girlz make da best chainsawserz because dey is so utterly roofless and uncaring. If it wos up to me I'd have a whole teem of em, but by law I'm technically not alowed near any womin or childrin so even havin one is risky. BuzzBath don't look like all that to me, seems to busy doin her makeup all sexylike when she shoold be splooshing menz on da otha side.

She got her first kill in dis match when she chopped off the head of pesky Walcott in da second turn! She got taken out in the third.

Bye bye Wee-man! Buzzbath very bravely fouled tha little snotling wiv her chainsaw in dis rubbish game.
 
SwingThing
#5
Fanatic
MA
3
ST
7
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
20
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stunty

Coach NitPcr Says:
SwingThing is an old friend of mine from collidge days. Whilst I was studyin Blood Bowl theory (I got an A in re-roll wastidge), he used to eat the lead tiles from off da roof. All dat trainin did him well cos now is a promisin Fanatic. If e can stay alive longer than a couple of gamez I predict big thins for this little swinga.

Swinger lost control of his big ball an splooshed poor old Matrix in dis match. "I didn't know he was on our side!" Swinger claimed of the rookie... "He'd only been playing for us for 5 minutes!" Well that's true at least.
BoomBoy
#6
Bomma
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Bombardier
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty

Coach NitPcr Says:
Boom Boy worked on a bildin site an said hez good with boms but I ain't never seen im bom anything at all. Oh, except one day in trainin after the annual team curry night when he blew the door of the stadium toilet off itz hinges.
 
Olivier
#7
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
1
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty

Coach NitPcr Says:
I was just walking home from firin Ham an I was feeling kind of sad, when I saw this mime artist on the street doin little tricks to try and cheer me up - he pretended to climb a wall that wasn't there, lift a imaginry sootcase, that sort of thing. An even tho I was sad, watchin him made me really... angry! An I thought, "If he makes the rest of the stompers this angry then it mite inspire them to do more splooshing!" So I signed him up to take Ham's place.
Gizmo
#8
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
19
B
6
P
0
F
6
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty

Coach NitPcr Says:
Gizmo is always runnin. If he's not runnin to get away from a big troll he's runnin to do a little stomp stomp on someonez head an if hez not doin that he's runnin for the team bus cos he's always late. Who knows how far he'll run before he finally get's squished?

Gizmo got da first kill for Da Stompers, when he splooshed Tlax in da firstest match! Sort of by mistake when they both fell over but who cares?! Mmmmmmmm frogz legz for tea!
 
Gretchin
#9
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
5
B
11
P
0
F
3
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty

Coach NitPcr Says:
Gretchin wants to be a model when hez done with Blood Bowl, like David Peckham, so e wears a bucket on iz head to protect his "talent". That's fine wiv me, cos hes a right uglee git.
Gobbo
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
7
P
-1
F
5
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sneaky Git

Coach NitPcr Says:
Gobbo is a proper Goblin, he likes kickin and robbin and hurtin and snaps like a twig. Or at least he sez he does, so far I ain't never seen im hurt no one and I never seen him snap. I feel hez not livin up to his potential at the moment.
 
Osmond Hotshield
#11
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
4
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty

Coach NitPcr Says:
Osmond Hotshield arrived in the team as a journeyman for this match. He didn't really do anything at all of not to be onest, but one especially nasty foul on a pesky rat convinced da boss that Osmond had potential. And also... his name is Osmond Hotshield!!! What's not to like?
StraightSwap
#12
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
7
B
16
P
0
F
3
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sneaky Git

Coach NitPcr Says:
StraightSwap loves birdwatchin. Not the kind with wings, the female goblin kind. He watches em get dressed, showered, sleepin, walking, all sorts. An not just goblins niether, human, ogres, trolls, he don care, as long as it ain't got a winkle he'll watch it. If we play Amazonz I have to give him a ice bath before the game
 
Hardup
#13
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
19
B
11
P
0
F
5
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step

Coach NitPcr Says:
Not all goblinz come from the gutters - Hardup is minted. The Hardups are a very distinguished goblin family goin back 50 years or more, and have big mansions all ova the Old World. Hardup will never see that dosh tho because he got chucked out of the family for thievin his grandad's prize winin horse and eatin it.
Fodda
#15
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
26
B
9
P
-1
F
3
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step

Coach NitPcr Says:
In all onesty Fodda ain't never gon sploosh no-one because ee's got deez well skinny rists like an old ladee. My onlee hope is to put im on the line on front of wateva ogers or treemenz da ova teem has and hope maybe they sploosh him. At least them there'll be some splooshing.

*BUT... it turns out he's great at scorin! He scores when he gets thrown by big guys, and he scores when he's just running normal, but why won't he sploosh no one?