Monty Python's Dying Circus
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Loner
Mighty Blow
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Tentacles
Guard (20k)
Stand Firm (20k)
"In that case I shall have to kill you.
Shall I?
Oh, I don't think so.
Well, what do I think?
I think kill him.
Well let's be nice to him.
Oh shut up.
Perhaps-
And you.
Oh quick get the sword out I want to cut his head off!
Oh, cut your own head off!
Yes, do us all a favor!
What?
Yapping on all the time.
You're lucky, you're not next to him.
What do you mean?
You snore.
Oh I don't -- anyway, you've got bad breath.
Well its only because you don't brush my teeth.
Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea.
All right all right all right we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
Yes.
Oh, but not biscuits.
All right all right not biscuits, but lets kill him anyway.
Right!
He buggered off.
So he has, he's scarpered."
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block (20k)
"We are the Knights who say Ni!
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-wom!
The Knights Who Say ‘Ni’ demand a sacrifice!
Ni!
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!…
We shall say ‘ni’ again to you if you do not appease us.
We want… a shrubbery!
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!
One that looks nice.
And not too expensive.
Now… go!"
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
"It's just a flesh wound."
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block (20k)
Dodge (30k)
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again...”
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
"Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up."
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
+AG (40k)
+MA (30k)
Block (20k)
Tackle (20k)
"I am NOT the messiah!"
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block (20k)
Dodge (30k)
"Now, I've noticed a tendency for this programme to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly."
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block (20k)
"It's...."
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
"Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
Is it a quantity Surveyor?
Is it a church warden?
NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!"
“He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!”
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player (20k)
"Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge, know what I mean?"
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!