Hammie Trotter spent most of his time back home on the farm chasing after slippery pigs, and damned good at it he was. After seeing Hammie jump on top of one of the messy beasts, coach Plumcheeks just had to sign him up.

Jam always had a hard life at school being picked on by the school bully, an Ogre named "Oglin, 'eadstompa" after years of having to dodge the Ogres blows, Jam got very good at staying out the way of protruding legs and arms.

This player made a name for himself after scoring a blinding touchdown in a game vs Don´t Toss A Dwarf. Picking up the ball, running as far as he was able and really going for it to score a touchdown in the last turn of the first half. Though it doesn't sound like much, for this team it was a great feat and the fans loved it.

Well i think the fans chant for Dudly says it all really "Dumpling what is he good for absolutely nothing!" not much more to say really, this halfling spends most his time on the pitch falling over his own shoe laces. Although i do seem to remember a fan telling me once, "That Dumpling sure did play well in the game vs Don´t Toss A Dwarf!" wasn't there myself, from what i hear he got his mum to tie his shoe laces that game.

This has to be the most hated player on the team as well as the team clown. He claims he has a Niggling Injury but the coach always says "Merry doesn't have an Injury, he just can't take having Banoffee pie thrown at his head at the start of each game." but who really knows.

Chilton Chow catcher for the team, stands as the second player to ever score a touchdown, after poor ol' Tubby, may he rest in peaces. Lets just hope Chilton can keep up the good work.

Son of Tubby Stoutfoot a catcher for the same team, who met a terrible death after scoring in a game vs Beer is Good. Tubs has joined the team in hope that one day he will be able to get some payback for his good ol' dad, little does he know Beer is Good have retired after only 4 games "shhhh, don't tell him he might leave!".

Tubs Stoutfoot is the first player in the team to score 2 touchdowns in a single game vs Don´t Toss A Dwarf, that'll make his dad proud.

One of the most nimble Treeman around, on account of his hollow trunk. "Weeping Willow" Hollowtrunk trains for hours some times even days at a time, throwing poor Merry across the home field in order to try and perfect his Throw team mate skills.

Successful Throw Team Mate - 3

Without a doubt the fans favourite player in the team, well that is when he shows up for the first half of the match. Many a time has his fans shouted "Timmmmmmber!" to have Looseroot Winterleaves fall ontop a defenceless victim.