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God Hand Raiders
Horns
Prehensile Tail (20k)
Rumors have been thrown around about how Dont Say No Joe got his name but no one really knows the truth when asked Joe simply replied I am not a Rapist!
Horns
+AG (40k)
+MA (30k)
Says he is the original inventor of the Mustache.
Thinks he is the best player on the team.
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
+AG (40k)
Claims he is the oldest, Biggest, Strongest and wisest minotaur in the game today. Although everyone on his team knows this is not true they dare not challenge him on this matter.
After his older brother was killed by a rival team player he changed his name to Kill Bob! and seeks revenge on the manager of the rival team he goes to sleep saying his own name over and over as a constant reminder of his vendetta.
Horns
+AG (40k)
Block (20k)
Thick Skull (20k)
This is and excellent pedigree of beast and on the pitch is where he shows this, he claims to be the "best beast" here is what he said after the God Hand Raiders last win when asks how he feels his career is going so far "I WILL SMASH N DASH YOU WONT SEE ME COMING I'M THE BEST BEAST AND YOU WILL SEE ME RISE FURTHER AND FURTHER IN THE RANKINGS CAN YOU DIG IT?!" when asked if his injury will hinder him in this quest he replied with flatulence, our reporter was later asked a question from Gazzamainia "CAN YOU DIG IT?" the reporter replied yes, i know i can dig it can you? this is me Breo James Cobbledick signing off see you on the gridiron!
All we ever get from Niko at interviews is "ITS NIKO NOT NIKI!".
Working most of his life in a butchers that the God Hand Raiders Take their meat from having to fight several members of the team day in day out, the God Hand Raiders Decided to try him out on the field as He gave several members a hard time while trying to take their meat, he said yes and has been cracking skulls ever since, now Jim takes the teams meat by himself from his old boss.
Block (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Claims to have killed an entire team of Lizard men with his left knee.