East Fenderland Westerners
No one knows where she got the name
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
A vegan, he can't stand to see an animal suffer.
Players don't count, of course
Walks everywhere
We had to threaten him just to get him running on the pitch
Could never dream of leaving the ground for even a second
He hates everyone and everyone hates him back
His left leg is made of wood
He's quite proud of it
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Has a degree in applied Neuroscience
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Won't even cut a sandwich with anything but his chainsaw