Joining the team on the first day, Gives-No-F*ck soon becomes the first skilled member of the team, learning to Guard his fellow failures because just because they are 9 feet tall and have strenght 4 doesn't mean they can withstand unskilled blows from rats and elves and goblins.

Gives is notoriously retarded, even for a boneheaded player. The team's only option is to convince him to move toward agile players and never move again ever. He won't punch. He wont block. He wont take up a beating. But he will dodge like a fucking pro when asked tho, which is more than most skinks on the team could brag about...

Sometimes people will try to punch Gives and fail horribly. Because Gives-No-F*ck hardly gives any fucks. Such was the case of Silas Infante, a cocky High elf who was promptly eaten.

Actually, out of 4 casualties from Gives, 3 of them are deaths. That happend while he was defending. Just... leave him alone, guys.

After much sucking, Claws becomes the first member of the team to learn Block, thus mastering the long-lost battle technique of ''not flinging oneself blindly and clumsily at the opponent's vague direction''.

Replaces-The-Other is dead. Time for a replacement.