Ralfi is the mastermind on the field. He runs the offense well, but suffers bouts of depression sinc ethings seem to break the other way so often and he takes the blame even though there is little that he did wrong.

Sahmmie was hired to replace Frankee at the running back position. He is playing well, and filling Frankee's shoes on the field, but not quite yet in the locker room. He is a bit standoffish, but the longer he's with the team the better he likes it and the better they like him.

Mortee HATES getting caught. He obsessively does wind sprints to pick up his speed off the line. However in a recent game, he was hauled down mere paces from the end zone by two norse gentlemen. Vowing "nevah agin!!!!!!" he has spent his time in the weight room as well as the track. His teammates have taken to calling him Tonka Truck lately.

<p>Mortee has been the fire in the belly of the Harvesters. he gets them going when they begin to stumble, but sometimes it is not enough.
<p>motto: "Next time, bring more guys."

Arnë's nimbleness has caused him lots of grief. Taunts of "Elf-Boy" and "where are your tights treehugger?" follow him across the Locker Room. He knows its all in good fun though, and he has proven that it pays off for the team time and again. His only lingering angst comes from the fact that he is the slowest member of the Offense.

What to say about Snorri? He is doubtless the bedrock of the team. Always ready with a quip, or a good natured noogie ('allo McDwarf!!!!!"), everyone loves him. He's taken the loss of his partner in crime Grendel pretty hard, and some say he's peaked, but never to his face. Snorri has proven them wrong and his increased resolve now makes him a rock on the pitch as well as in the locker room.

The team slacker. No one has been able to explain why Kickem has accomplished nothing over the whole history of the team. Snorri continually gripes about "the smell from yur brown nose" since coach seems to give him lots of playing time in hope he can make a few plays.

The streak has ended! 26 games spp free, but in the 27th tilt, Kickem took out a Witch Elf. Failing in his run at the ignominious record, but taking out an opposing skill player, left Kickem torn.

The team's Spare Tire. "We found 'im rooting in da trash one day," sez Snorri as he shakes his head, "and I guess coach convinced him we was feedin' 'im, cos he ain't left since!"
<p>Blocking lessons are in Donut's future, as he is currently the only member of the team without the skill.</p>