His parents were not sure how to spell his name.
Then someone told them it was spelled "Ki".

Somehow his first name kept growing till his father felt it suited his looks.
Now orc's are not really sure what he looks like since they cant pronounce his name.

Dirgleminsterclimjasterharklin went to the finest schools bribery and threats could buy. he graduated kindergarten 101st out of 30 students at Duh Who Elementary. shortly after that, 35 years to be exact, he was on his varsity blood bowl team and to everyone's expectations, was spotted by a recruiter and immediately drafted straight out of second grade after only 35 years of trying to graduate to third. He is idolized by at least one person who actually admitted it, Dorklin Shirklin who was a classmate for 39 years in Mr. Ki's first and second grade classes and who still remains there today with the rest of the students still trying to figure out how to sharpen their pen's so they can finally take the test needed to graduate to third. it is firmly believed that Mr. Ki would have passed his test long ago if the school wouldn't have accidently checked the wrong box 53 years ago when ordering #2 pencils. Luckily a test was not needed to pass first grade, which is why Mr. Ki passed it in only 8 short years, a feat not surpassed in over 150 years at Duh Who when goblins were allowed to attend and passed first grade in just one month. it didn't take most goblins very long to figure out how to answer the only question on the test, a fill in the blank question... what is your name?

In his 3rd pro game, after being hit in the head one too many times, suddenly it came to him, it was a pen not a pencil. Of course this thought appeared during a drive, which naturally distracted him, making him an easy target. He was hit, by of all things an elf, knocking him out and smashing his knee. When he awoke he couldn't remember anything, including the pen, unfortunately for the rest of his former fellow students still trying to pass second grade.