Bertram, real name Bertram Rothschild, is a Troll actor, comedian, and writer. A graduate of Sigmar College, Altdorf (a constituent college of the University of Reikland),Rothschild is most widely known for creating and playing four fictional characters: 'Arry G (Goblin), Borak Riparmz (Black Orc), Brüno Gehard (Empire Human)and Admiral General Aladeen (Araby). In most of his routines, Rothschild's characters interact with unsuspecting people who do not realise they are being set up for comic situations and self-revealing ridicule.

Sidney's Mate, real name Montgomery Stuart-Lane, is a Troll comedian, novelist and Cabalvision presenter. He is known for his work alongside Rob Humans in The Muddy Shithouse Experience and partnership with Wank Spanner. Besides comedy, Stuart-Lane is also a published novelist and a screenwriter.

Willard, real name Willard Hunton-Blather is a Troll cabalvision critic and a member of the Troll Academy of Cabalvision Arts. He is the chief Cabalvision critic for The Observer, and a contributor to Willard and Mayo's Film Review and Sight and Sound magazine. He also co-presents The Culture Show and discusses other branches of the arts for Newsnight Review. Hunton-Blather also writes and presents a film-related Cabalvision blog. Willard Hunton-Blather is also a co-founder of The Blodge Brothers, a skiffle band.

Graham Devereux, driver of the Pump Wagon known as Rack, is a Snotling racing driver from Albion. He is the son of the late Felix Devereux, and is the only son of a world champion to win the title. His father died in an Doom Diver crash when Graham was 4. He started racing on Splatta Wagons at age 6, and after minor success moved on to Pump Wagons. But although he progressed steadily up the ranks to the International Formula 3000 championship, and was often competitive, he never won a race. The sole title that Graham did achieve was later found to have been awarded through repeated, and institutionalised, bribery.

Benjamin is a vicious little bastard that'll stamp on your head soon as look at you. An integral part of the team, Benjamin enforces swift and righteous justice on the downtrodden and already injured.

Benjamin's finest moment to-date came when he killed this up and coming star-player with an innocuous, yet extremely fatal, boot to the gophers.

Known amongst his peer group as 'The Attitude Adjuster'.

Roger's Resume

As of 29/12/2015 Roger, full name Roger Cholmondley-Warner, is the 'All Time' best Snotling blocker with 20 CAS! What a player! What a hero!

Game 9: MB Snot ahoy! How long will he last?
Game14: Roger is up to 4 cas, but takes -AG injury. :(
Game16: Now on 6 CAS. Dies but regenerates! :)
Game21: 8 CAS total! The leader-board is in sight!
Game22: 10 CAS! On the leader board. Rolls 6+6, takes Block!
Game24: Roger dies from having a horror thrown on him. Apothecary patches him up.
Game29: Roger becomes all-time best Snotling blocker with 13 CAS!
Game36: Full steam ahead! Roger still going, on 20 CAS!