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Bone Jangles
The thinner bone of the pair of bones in the leg below the knee.
He really doesn't like it when you call him 'Fibia'
The Tibia is the thicker bone of the pair in the calf.
Considers himself to be the weight bearer of the team as a whole. The rest of the team thinks his twin has something to do with it.
The bone in the upper arm.
Humerus despite his name, was actually reborn without a funny bone in his body. The concept of humour is alien to him.
The Clavicle is the joining bone between the Scapula and the Sternum.
He stands on the line of scrimmage with Scapula, and tries to control his fear of sharp objects, by keeping him away from the ball.
The Scapula with the Clavacle make up the 'shoulder blades'
Scapula had ambitions to become a sword fighter, until he cut his own neck shaving and died. He stays away from sharp objects as much as he can now.
The Radius is one of the two large bones in the fore arm.
Radius and Ulna in their life time were a pair of aspiring players known for their passing and catching being terrible. The last pass they made turned out to be a bomb, and there was nothing left of Ulna to reanimate afterwards.
The Pelvis is actually made up of two halves, each formed from the fusing of 3 separate bones into one, namely the Ilium, Ischium, and Pubis.
Pelvis used to be an aspiring singer, father of 6 children, and avid chainsaw juggler. Despite his expectations, it was the latter that eventually killed him rather then either of the former.
The Femur is the bone in the thigh of the human body.
Femur is a tough case, who is more then happy to take one on the chin if it means he gets to hit the man who did it. In his own words, he is the "Hardest Bone"
The Patella is more commonly known as the 'knee cap'
Patella used to be an enforcer for shady business, though he wasn't extremely bright a fact that came to light when he was told "Why don't you jump off a bridge!" by his boss, he did so. He finds a use for his talents on the team though
The Malleus, or Hammer, is one of the smallest bones in the body, located inside the inner ear, only the Stapes is smaller.
The Hammer used to be a big shot wrestler, right until his big line debut, at the snake pit barbed wire land mine triple table death match whereupon he choked on his sandwich before he even made it to the ring.
He was less pleased when he woke up in a dumpster, short of most of his organs, a frustration he takes out on hapless players in the Blood Bowl arena.
The Incus, also called the anvil, is part of the trio of bones that make up the inner ear.
Incus used to be a blacksmith, right up until someone burnt down his forge on accident, or on purpose, or originally on purpose but then on accident. He seems to change the story every time he tells it.
The Stapes, is the smallest and lightest bone in the body, located in the inner ear.
Stapes was a small youth, so on hearing an old wives tail that drinking milk made you taller and stronger, drank the stuff until he couldn't take another drop, then drank some more. It worked, in a sense that he bloated until he burst.
Losing all the weight made him try out his new unlife in the squared circle.
The Pubis, is one of the bones fused together to make up half of the Pelvis.
Pubis was the eldest son of Pelvis, who unfortunately didn't take well to his father's death. He isn't exactly sure how he died after that, but he feels it might have been shock.