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You are barking up the wrong trree!
#1
Treeman
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29
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7
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Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Strong Arm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Timmm-ber!
Guard
I saw what you did there! Now you axed for it!
#2
Treeman
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30
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5
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Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Strong Arm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Timmm-ber!
If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
#3
Halfling Hopeful
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5
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Stunty
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving probably isn’t for you.
#4
Halfling Hopeful
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5
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Stunty
It’s better to love a short person than not a tall.
#5
Halfling Hopeful
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3
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6
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12
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0
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0
F
2
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5
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1
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3
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3
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Stunty
Smokers are the same as everyone else; just not as long.
#6
Halfling Hopeful
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6
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3
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0
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1
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5
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0
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Stunty
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
#7
Halfling Hopeful
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5
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2
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3
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6
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63
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1
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1
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0
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5
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0
In
0
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0
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3
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1
GPP
14
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0
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14
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Stunty
Side Step
Mary had a little lamb, and then she had some dessert.
#8
Halfling Hopeful
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6
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0
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7
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0
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0
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4
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0
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0
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0
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n
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Stunty
With the application of sufficient thrust pigs fly really well.
#9
Halfling Hopeful
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5
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2
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3
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6
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0
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10
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0
F
2
G
5
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0
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0
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0
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1
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5
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5
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Stunty
Two goldfish were in a tank. One says to the other: ‘How do we drive this thing?'
#10
Halfling Hopeful
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5
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2
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3
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6
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0
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7
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0
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0
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5
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0
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1
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5
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0
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5
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Stunty
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
#11
Halfling Hopeful
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5
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2
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3
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6
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0
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5
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0
F
6
G
5
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0
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0
Cs
2
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0
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0
GPP
4
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0
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4
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Stunty
An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.
#12
Halfling Hopeful
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5
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2
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3
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6
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6
B
2
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0
F
0
G
1
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0
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0
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0
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Stunty
After the bank was robbed, the owner bought cows to beef up the security.
#13
Halfling Hopeful
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5
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3
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6
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1
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Stunty
I hated being a math teacher. It was a miscalculated move.
#14
Halfling Hopeful
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Stunty
My clock radio goes off with alarming frequency
#15
Halfling Hopeful
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5
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3
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6
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4
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0
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1
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1
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3
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3
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Stunty