Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
(Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter)
Unlike Van Gogh or Rembrandt, you use yourself as the canvas,
half yellow, half green but, all heart.
(look at me)
As if weighing four hundred pounds didn't call enough
attention to yourself, you had to go shirtless and,
paint yourself bright orange,
(I said look at me).
And, you top it all off with a rainbow wig, oversized sun glasses,
and absolutely, no shame.
(so serious now, so look at me)
So, crack open an ice cold budlight Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
And know that we will keep cheering for you until we are
orange, purple or blue in the face.
(Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter)

Bud Light Presents- Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
(Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy)
They say those who can't play coach
Apparently those who can't coach sit 30 rows back,
shirtless, shouting obscenities.
(Thats right, mother f**ker)
Thanks to you, our team is armed with game winning tips like catch the ball, and throw it.
(Shout it out now)
You stink. That sucks. What a bunch of losers.
Not just cat calls, but subtle psychological ploys
to prod your team to victory.
(Reverse psychology)
So here's to you, oh sultan of shouting.
Because while there may be no I in team,
thanks to you there's always an F and a U.
(F-U)

Today we salute you Mr. Athlectic Groin Protector Inventor
(Mr. Athlectic Groin Protector Inventor)
People love to play sports, but they don't love it when they get hit in the twig and berries.
(Oooooooooooooooooh)
For years cringing fans watched as man after man went down,
But then you came along and said here, stick this in your pants.
(Ah, nice to meet you)
The arrant head butt, the inside fastball, the wayward high five
All no match for your crash helmet
(Bring it on)
Sure, some athletes shun them, but don't worry, they'll come around
(Show us the way)
So crack open a ice cold Bud Light protector of the package, and know that we're just nuts about you.
(We're just nuts about you)