took awhile, but eventually hit 6spp...and gains block!!!!!

An original blitzer on the team. 24 games now, Jack hasn't done jack since summer of 2004. 3 of 27 games he's made an SPP.

took almost a year, but he's made a TD since the last time he gained SPP. However, no injuries so all is still promising and that stripball stil comes in handy.

Game 36: has taken almost 2 years, but Jack has finally made his next skill...INT a TD pass and running across the board for the tie. Earns stand firm to hopefully become a more dependable blitzer and future shadower.

So far the sf allows a few sneak TDs by being a great receiver.

Game 56: Makes a nice comp to earn quint status!

Misses out on the greatest game of all time...the Fumbbl Cup due to an SI. During that game, Snare suffers a second injury and is retired....making the oddball, Jack, the last of the original blitzers and the only star blitzer on the team.

Jack is now the last original member of the War Mauls team. The Metal King is dead.

making one CAS per year...

Game 42: Pick is on fire!!! CASes two chaos dudes...one is SLAIN! apo 1 : ) Finally earns block!!!! Yeeeah! now all black orcs have block!

Game 48: Pick perfects the anti-apo move. SI -av a chaos warrior turn 1 and the apoth didn't know what to do. Finally we're kicking chaos butt instead of the reverse.

Game 56: slams blodge girls all game long and learns mightyblow!!

Game 51: Makes the golden long bomb throw from his endzone to midfield lineman! Lineman rr to catch, 2gfi to handoff to Gonzo5, who scores...full pitch TD!

War Mauls are tired of getting beat up....time to unleash Mr. Meanie Mean

Game 50: Brick makes two awesome completions which either prevent ogres from scoring, or allow orcs to score! Great player!

The newest black orc, replacing Taz's long standing career on the team.

Purchased after game 4, Heavy Cestus fills up the War Maul's slots for Black Orcs. the original black orc #4. This team has been very fortunate to be able to purchase 3 premium players in three games!

22 games now and Heavy Cestus has done absolutely nothing except relax in the KO or CAS box.
NEWS FLASH - AFTER 23 GAMES, HEAVY CESTUS HAS FINALLY CAUSED A CAS....ON A SAURUS. AMAZING!!!

game 24: OMG! Heavy Cestus is on a roll. He came out of his coma and earned the War Mauls first INT : ) ...still need a skill, but I sense that's coming soon.

game 31: back to sitting on his ass. Heavy Cestus's motivation to do anything has left : (

Game 41: CAS's a dwarf blitzer! The blitzer double skulls twice and DIES...apoth roll 4. Gains block....FINALLY!

Game 54: Kills (apoth'd) a dark elf thrower and powers up to becoming our first ever black orc with mighty blow!

Common Orc is the bottom of the barrel for team members on War Mauls. He is more or less just a fan with great enthusiam for the game. Perhaps one day, when the chips are down and there is no one else to place on the field, Common Orc will have his day off the bench...and onto the astrogranite.

Stay the course Common Orc, for one day, you may be legendary.....but until then, quit bothering the cheerleaders dude.


Game18: Actually got to go on the field vs. Kaos Killers. Was out there one turn before badly hurt. way to go Common Orc!

Game 22: Got to play one turn (turn 16) against "Mighty Hammers of Gore"....on the receiving end of the LOS. He held is spot, despite being on his ass.

Game 25: Got to play an entire half against some vicious cherrypickin dwarves...and survived where boB the anti orc died. Common Orc is now the eldest lineman on the team....and watching the noobs surpass him (Vinnie).

Game 28: turn 14 - Common orc "snuck" on the field, leaving Vinnie erroneously benched. assisted in preventing a TD from a bunch of gutter runners.

Game 29: orcidas boyz beat us down enough to need common orc. His moment on the field shines long enough to fumble the turn 8 pass. Excellent common orc, keep up that no SPP tradition! Persevere and dedicate yourself to mediocrity!!

Game 30: with so many out of commission, Common orc got to play in the 2nd half of a game against Ogres....and was the first one off the pitch by turn 2. Yes! What a skill! the ability to make it back to the dugout quicker than anyone else. at least you can do something good! keep them benches nice and warm!

Game 32: in a recov game that was a lopsided match up, Common Orc got to play 2nd half and managed not to get injured....like Nork. When the chips are down, and the first string and second string players are used....Common Orc comes to the rescue.

Game 36: never used. Common Orc is now the lowest SPP player on the team. Even Gonzo V has more SPP and he's only played one game : )

Game 38: the War Mauls are smacked up by some Chaos (what's new :) ) and Common Orc comes to the rescue, providing needed assists and getting in the way of the opposition from time to time. A use for the orc!!! Could this be a sign of greatness to come.....um...no...

Game 41: Common Orc gets the MVP on a game riddled with connection problems...but somewhere in the scrambling of client problems, the judges get confused and instead of giving the MVP to Abrams (who scored), they mistakingly pin the medal on...."COMMON ORC!" fanfare and praise!!!....meanwhile Abrams gets so angry he develops an ulcer (aged with niggle).

Game 42: The wait is over!!!! Common Orc makes a comp and earns a trait. Thought long and hard about dodge or guard, but Common Orc says...those are common skills...I no longer want to be common....so he learns the art of tackle...instead he finds himself on his butt when he does. Hail to you common orc....you....matter!!!!

Game 43: Common Orc for the first time was invited to play the ENTIRE game!!! His diving tackle came in handy in giving us the first TD (stopped a blitz on the ball carrier), but later the chaso guys seemed immune to it. No matter, he's just learning how to use it well.

Game50: Common Orc makes two great plays in the final turns of the game. First, he sacks down a goblin that could have tied the score. Next, he runs and runs and runs to get into the back zone. Brick passes the ball, Common Orc catches while in TWO TACKLE ZONES! Dodges into a TZ! Dodges out! runs and runs, go-for-it once, go-for-it twice....GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL! We win 2-0. Common Orc, you are the man!!!

Game 56: we lose 0-1, but Common Orc gave those girlies a real headache, constantly tackling them down....CO style!!!

Game 59: No karma left after beating PeteW, the orcs fumble it up. Only Common orc manages a frivolous comp....which upgrades him to block! Keep it going Common Orc, you rokk!

Game 60: gains the MVP vs the infamous Inkaprettatori during the great tournament of all time, Fumbbl Cup.

Game 61: Plays against a flesh golem and zombie team...not much use for diving tackle here, so Common Orc is sacrificed as a fouling lamb so the Mauls and go on to win 4-0! Rest up in the hospital Common Orc! Get all the ice cream you want!