Born leader Jerri comes from a famous background of militarism.

Early on he's struggled with bad luck, including a crowd attack focused on him during the team's 2nd match. Finally came to life in his 9th match earning himself a double CAS bag.

Murdered a skilled norse lino in his 11th match to claim his first death.
Suffered a smashed knee in his 14th match during the XFL XI.

- Played in all 12 of the team's CRP fixtures

Team original, earning the first ever tree CAS in his 3rd match. In the team's 4th match became the first player to claim a double CAS bag.

Murdered a dark elf blitzer in his 5th match, the team all rallied together on the day to very nearly pull off an amazing upset, the wet weather that just came down at the start of their drive was what cost them the match fans said as they left the stadium gasping.

Murdered a slann in his 7th match, as the flings celebrated a tremendous victory on the day. Another murder in his 10th match against a dwarven team would keep team morale high. Followed by the murder of a norse lino in his 11th match and also making his second double CAS bag.

- Played in all 12 of the team's CRP fixtures

Team original

- Played in all 12 of the team's CRP fixtures
- Won 1 MVP during the CRP era

Debuts in the team's 11th match, replacing the disappointing Ian Kissheart.

- Played 2 matches during the CRP era

Debuting in the team's 15th fixture, for the XFL!

Debuted in the team's 2nd ever match to replace team toughgirl Paula Fennel.

A pinched nerve in the team's 9th match would ruin his perfect attendance record. Received in the final play of the game though the sadist coach still refused to use the apothecary.

- Played 10 matches during the CRP era
- Won 1 MVP during the CRP era

Debuted in the team's 2nd ever match. Replacing his slaughtered brother Eater Bun.

Suffered a groin strain in his 7th match overextending himself, the flings fought valiantly till the final whistle but could not amass the victory they so desired.

Suffered a nasty leg injury in his 11th match for the team's first appearance in the XFL, with the apothecary almost killing him when attempting to treat it.

- Played 10 matches during the CRP era
- Won 2 MVPs during the CRP era

Team original, scoring the squad's first ever TD in her third match. In the team's 4th match she would become the first fling to take a CAS and TD in the same match.

Was revived from death in her 12th match, a telling move still relatively early in the match which showed the dedication and compassion the staff have for their loyal players.

- Played in all 12 of the team's CRP fixtures

Debuted in the squad's 6th match, to replace team founder Judi 'Jitsu' Talons after her surprise death.

- Played 7 matches during the CRP era
- Won 1 MVP during the CRP era

Local hero Bill Boff took MVP in the squad's first ever match.

Murdered the troll-slayer Morngrim "Pure-Hammer" Gorazinsson in his 3rd match - claiming the team's first ever kill and the second ever hobbit inflicted CAS (and causing the whole opposition team to be retired). Shortly after he started to show talent above and beyond the regular halfling.

Sustained a pinched nerve early in the team's important 5th match, with Bill off the field the darkies slowly but surely snaffled their near 3 in a row winning streak away from them.

- Played 11 matches during the CRP era
- Won 4 MVPs during the CRP era

Team original, being the second ever squad member to take the MVP award.

- Played in all 12 of the team's CRP fixtures
- Won 1 MVP during the CRP era

Debuts in the team's 9th match to replace Joe Streaky.

- Played 4 matches during the CRP era

Team original, famous for achieving the squad's first ever CAS in their 2nd match.

- Played in all 12 of the team's CRP fixtures

Team original, injuring his jaw in the squad's 11th match.

- Played 11 matches during the CRP era