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Pink Eye Pugilists
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Tackle (20k)
A new strong player enlisted from The Pugs Talent Academy. Homebred and eager to make an impact. Has been an instant hit with the fans and he's being compared to the late and very popular
Blitzroy Orbison - just a bit more of a looker with his long curly hair. Orbisons black eye-orbs always creeped everyone out...
Confirmed kills:
Elementalist II
Foul App.
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
Block (30k)
Guard (20k)
Juggernaut (20k)
After the demise of
Darkstream and
von der Donnerwetters ineptitude to fulfill the role as main blitzer Coach Doomdriver has been forced to gamble. The seat is burning beneath him and the Spider of Doom wants results (that's what you get for being too successful...). Ranrax may be the answer to Doomdrivers needs. Let's see…
Ranrax needed only 6 games to learn the Art of Blocking Real Good. Why didn't we get a Mino before!
Confirmed Kills:
Bakkies Botha
Liam Zhrarak
Break Tackle (Claw)
Animosity
+MA (30k)
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Dodge (20k)
Mighty Blow (30k)
After the early (and very messy) passing of
Jeke Hrull Doomdriver had to act fast to find a replacement. He quickly gathered the funds to recruit another of his kinsmen to give The Pugilists the power of elven BS. Fingers crossed that he'll make it past 13 games...
The curse might be broken... In his 13th game - and after a couple of above average games - his body swelled and bulged out filling him with mystical energy making him immensely strong for an elf.
His 21st game - despite losing to another beefed-up orc team - was quite good as well. The Dark Gods once again bestowed him with a special gift increasing his speed to equal that of a Dark Elf blitzer. A couple of famous Dark Elf teams should even have offered him great riches to don their jersies. Only reply to these rumours was,'I would never-ever anger The Spider of Doom. I'm no fool. No further comments!'
Block (20k)
Dodge (30k)
Extra Arms (20k)
Leader (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
A young chaotic prospect. Kooper hopes to become an important player on this team and his level of performance hints that this thug might have what it takes.
He’s slowly making an impact and becoming a central piece in the Pugilist-puzzle. After growing a 3rd arm the ball-handling role has almost become his exclusively.
In his
29rd game he had his final breakthrough with the team. 2 TD's, a cleared pass, an interception and his 6th MVP award. Only a meagre casualty away from gaining the prestigious 'Perfect Larson'-emblem... 'Just showing that Dark Elf how it's done...' he said post-game. If he targeted Duskridge or even his coach with this sarcastic remark remains untold.
+MA (30k)
Block (20k)
Horns (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Founding member and Team Captain.
Nicknamed 'The Golden Retriever' his speed and eye for the backfield at offensive plays makes him the natural Kick-off returner. He retrieves the ball and provides cover and safety on the offensive backside. After that he will be waiting mouthwatering for the odd Elf or Skaven Runner to blast through the Pugilist defence. Biting ankles and ripping tendons are other special expertises of his.
Lately his focus has been more on actual ballhandling.
Blabbermouths injury and
Doomdrivers unwillingness to sometimes cooperate has made him the natural choice for running the ball upfield.
After Killalots rise to fame he's been utilized more as a blitzer-type player and finally got his 1st kill in his 44th game.
In his 59th game he really took up the Blitzer-gauntlet in honour of Darkstream who died in the game prior to this. Donnerwetter made 3 casualities and dedicated them to his late team-mate.
Confirmed Kills:
Yoruba
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard (20k)
Block (20k)
Dirty Player (20k)
Dodge (30k)
After a dozen anonymous games he finally drew blood when he stomped a beastman into the turf and 6 feet under... Maybe he has found his niche.
Confirmed Evil Kills:
Outside (foul)
Maverick Angror (foul)
Wrestle
Animosity
Strip Ball (20k)
Wrestle (20k)
Doomdrivers new experiment... A rat 'safety'.
Horns, Tackle
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
...the eternal under-achiever and a very bitter person. The fans just don't like him. Will he ever learn anything?!
Then after his 37th game his vigilance and hard work for the team was awarded by Nuffle. He's now ripped like a Chosen of Chaos.
Foul App., Stand Firm