Vivian has a completion.

She actually picked up the ball and successfully threw it at another player, who managed to grab it.

Vivian has a completion.

Billy Keen is nine years old. He's got a pogo stick, and a t-shirt. In the world of goblins, that's enough to make him the team leader if you ask me.

*Got blitzed before he could score, and subsequently fooled into oblivion by a horde of angry animals on his first match, just like in the game. Life imitates fiction...

''Meow!''

In retrospect, naming the bomber Exploding Kitten was both ill-advised, and prophetic.

''Wardancer? I hardly know her!''

Proud survivor of 5 of his own chainsaw blasts to the face in a single match. Come get some!

G: WHAT? I thought she had like strenght 2 or something. not 7. That's dumb i'm stuck next to her and none of my guys can get rid of her.

A: Why, no. Her father paid for her to be there, you can't do shit about it sadly.

G: Sooner or later, your secret weapons will die horribly and on that day I'll laugh.

A: She's 40k. I'd just get Jaden.

G: Nooooooo!