With 3 MVP's in the teams first 5 matches, Slurm is a crowd favorite- for some reason, having never accomplished anything beyond stumbling over his own feet trying to perform a block. Rumours of rampant abuse of performance-altering substances have only fueled the hype around this over-hyped sack of troll phlegm.
But whatever the deal is, fans agree- it's highly addictive!

After a night of excessive binging on fermented warg's milk, Flug lopped off his own ear and mailed it to a museum- where an innocent mailroom gnome contracted a highly contagious case of flesh-eating mites after handling it, leading to the unfortunate need to burn the entire building to the ground and the consequent destruction of 4000 years of historical artifacts and knowledge. Flug is said to be real proud, and has started work on a series of paintings using his own bodily fluids commemorating the events.