He was once an accountant, but then switched careers after a paper cut-related injury.

His skin smells like bacon for no reason.

He prefers to be called Bill, but there was a clerical error when he joined the team.

He acquired this moniker after his teammates noticed his profuse and strangely green armpit hair in the showers after practice.

The first female player to join the team, in her off time she enjoys Death Bingo, smoking two packs of cigarettes a day, and seducing young men.

Coon is the result of a strange magical experiment by a demented wood elf wizard named Madcap Toadtosser, who was trying to create a new better breed of...well, nobody really knows what he was doing. A hybrid of elf and raccoon, he has been known to eat from the stadium garbage cans after a game. New locking lids have prevented this, but it's only a matter of time until he figures out how to get past them.