A long time ago, sir dorkington strongbeard was the king of all the dorfs, he fought long and hard to fend off all the other races like the snozzbangers and the flibberity gibbets and soon the dorfs were te top race in all of Valeronearthmars IIII and never again would they be challanged until a halfling thrown by a tree went out of orbit on a planet called earth and landed on planet Valeronearthmars IIII and landed in the kings tub during bath time. the halfling said they played a game called FUMBBL and the dorfs were intrigued so sir dorkington got his best dorfs built a spaceship(they didnt have spaceships till this point because they didnt need one) and flew to earth to go play fumbbl!

he kings right hand dorf, he is truly a deceptive little sneaky dorf trying to usurp the throne he hopes to see the king die on the field so he can become the ultimate dorf leader!

Lozerman was born to be a blitzer, he just didnt know what to blitz...till now! since he was young he would blitz everything, buildings vehicles lady dorfs and always would end up getting his beard torn off. but in the new world he hopes to blitz things for the furthering of dorfs everywhere, he truly is a hero...in his own mind!

Son of the mountainpun clans leader pepsiglasses, coke strived his whole life to outdo his older brother Rootbeerglasses but never could stack up. so as a way to make a name for himself he applied to join the crew of the SS fumbbl and become the best fumbbl player ever, though he has no idea what fumbbl is!

We tried to get his backstory but he outran our interviewers, more at 11

One of 5 brothers sworn to protect the king. Thunderbeard is always stealing his....THUNDER!


After the game where thunder died he was interviewed
Reporter: Thunder died, do you have any comment on the subject?
Light: Can't steal my thunder no more!

One of 5 brothers sworn to protect the king, favorite color is blue, does not mix well with thunderbeard

One of 5 brothers sworn to protect the king, named after earth, which oddly enough didnt exist on his home planet?

To be like the wind, you must blow!

Dopey is a runt dorf who was deemed unworthy and supposed to be killed at birth due to the dorf culture but he survived and snuck aboard the SS FUMBBL and ended up making the team after a dorf ate Sir Lunch Vongeteaten on the trip over. he looks to prove himself to the dorfs and become the strongest dorf ever!