No Brains is the percussion king. When the swing band went looking for a drummer Mr Fabulous wanted someone with a bit more style and a lot more brains. However no one they tried worked as well as No Brains who just has a knack for hitting things.

Andy did have some problems keeping time however Donald "Duck" came up with a nifty idea which was to get a goblin to sit on Andy's shoulders and beat the rhythm into Andy's head. This make him keep time however it is a dangerous position for a goblin to be in as Andy has been known to get hungry during gigs and fresh goblin is his favourite snack.

A dark elf whose real name is unknown. He is called Mr Fabulous by the rest of the band as he is the founding member and lead singer.

Mr Fabulous had an epiphany many years ago that lead him to abandon his regular life and go on a quest for the sacred scrolls of swing. This led him to the chaos wastes where he encountered many other people. Most thought he was insane but a select few realised that he was on a mission from the gods and they joined in this quest.

Since then Mr Fabulous has led the band with style and it was he who came up with the idea of pretending to be a blood bowl team to get sponsorship to enable them to tour the old world. Unfortunately the sponsors won't let the pretend and the Pact Swing Band now have to play blood bowl as well as their gigs.

Nicky joined the band for the sole purpose of beating up a troll. After Duck had a brainwave about how to keep Andy "No Brains" Kerr to the correct rhythm the band went looking for a goblin to beat the beat into No Brains' head.

Nicky was the only goblin that applied as whilst the idea of beating up a troll was tempting being so near a trolls mouth wasn't.