Confronted with his consistent underachieving ways by Coach Orkblud, Samurai Jack flew into a rage and cut the coach's desk into tindling with his katana.

Rumour has it that when Wise Teacher bought the land for his new school, Old Blind Monk lived in a cave on it. No one has tried to oust him even though he technically isn't a student- albeit mostly due to the miasmic vapours oozing forth from his home... does he even have a privy in there?

Wise teacher formed the School of Kung Phooey decades ago, assembling the most promising students from across the lands. As the years passed, attendance dropped and financial ruin loomed for the School. Deep in mediation one night, Wise Teacher had a vision in which he realized the lucrative Blood Bowl arenas were a perfect way to rake in some much-needed cash- as well as the perfect training ground for those students yearning for a bit of action.