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Bill Hicks
#1
Werewolf
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
89
B
37
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Claw
Frenzy
Regeneration
Block
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."
John Candy
#2
Flesh Golem
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
60
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
Regeneration
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
"Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree."
Chris Farley
#3
Flesh Golem
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
4
B
74
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
m
Skills
Regeneration
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
Block
"I am El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for: The Nino."
Mitch Hedberg
#4
Wight Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
4
B
53
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
Skills
Block
Regeneration
Mighty Blow
"If you were friends with a tightrope walker, and you were walking down the sidewalk, and he fell down, that would be totally unacceptable."
Phil Hartman
#5
Wight Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
53
B
28
P
1
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
Skills
Block
Regeneration
+AG
Guard
"You don't scare me, I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."
Sam Kinison
#6
Ghoul Runner
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
125
B
33
P
0
F
1
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
6
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
+MA
Block
"There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out."
Gilda Radner
#7
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Regeneration
"You belong in New Jersey!"
Patrice O'Neal
#8
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
18
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
Regeneration
"I'm getting tired of famous people making me give money to the diseases they got."
Greg Giraldo
#9
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
4
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
n
Skills
Regeneration
Dirty Player
"Can’t have a favorite child. I don’t. I treat my main son and the other two exactly the same way."
John Belushi
#10
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Regeneration
"No hamburger, cheeseburger!"
Andy Kaufman
#11
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
17
P
0
F
2
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Regeneration
Wrestle
"I have never told a joke in my life."
Robin Williams
#12
Ghoul Runner
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
31
B
11
P
2
F
1
G
7
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
+AG
"Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time."
Lenny Bruce
#13
Werewolf
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
Claw
Frenzy
Regeneration
"Life is a four-letter word."