"What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people loudly caring at me."

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk."

"Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but, God, at what cost?"

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Received a niggling injury (apoth fail) from a Skull/Both Down against a Chaos Pact Marauder is a miserable match where all skill players for the elves were removed from the pitch in the first five turns.

""Now, Joan, what kind of insurance do you have? For me, I like the one with the little green lizard."

"Do I have to tuck my shirt in? Because, honestly, that's kind of a dealbreaker."

"I never take the high road. But I always tell other people to. That way there's more room for me on the low road."

"You just got Jammed!"

"So I go by Terry now. They already had a Larry in the Parks Department, and they suggested that they change my name to Terry. I told them my real name was Garry, and they said "who cares?" What a fun bunch of guys."

"It's like I always say: when life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelry and go clubbing."

"They would never cancel Game of Thrones, it's a crossover hit. It's not just for fantasy enthusiasts, they're telling human stories in a fantasy world."

"Oh, I have a medical condition all right. It's called CARING TOO MUCH!"