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Jim Lahey
#1
Underworld Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
67
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
8
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard (20k)
Tentacles (20k)
"Feelin' a little sluggish, think I need a snap of the white liquor."
Ricky
#2
Skaven Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
7
B
116
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
18
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
49
XPP
0
SPP
49
Injuries
m
Skills
Animosity
Block
Claw (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
"It's not my fault. My counselor told me it was society's fault, not mine."
 
Randy II
#3
Skaven Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Block
"Listen - I've got some frozen burgers, and I was wondering if I could put them in your freezer 'til I find a new place to live."
Julian II
#4
Skaven Thrower
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
195
B
20
P
8
F
0
G
11
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
10
Mvp
2
GPP
44
XPP
0
SPP
44
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Pass
Sure Hands
+MA (30k)
Accurate (20k)
Extra Arms (20k)
"Well, I've been out of jail for a week now and it's time for me to make some important decisions in my life. I'm gonna go to community college. I'm either gonna become an electrician, a meat cutter, or I'm gonna get into television and radio broadcasting."
 
Bubbles
#5
Skaven Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
76
B
46
P
-3
F
0
G
12
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Pass
Sure Hands
Block (20k)
Extra Arms (20k)
"Chicken and bangin'. That's nice..."
J-Roc
#6
Skaven Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
47
B
45
P
4
F
1
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Block (20k)
"What are you lookin' at my eyes for? I ain't got no candy for you, you see some candy?"
 
Ray
#7
Skaven Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
7
B
52
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Wrestle (20k)
"Thirty bucks? I don't have that kind of money!"
George Green
#8
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
2
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
"Listen. What we have here, Jim, is a s**twolf. Do you know what a s**twolf is? You never seem to have that crucial little thing called evidence. But each time you cry s**twolf, and each time I come running"
 
Sarah
#9
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
23
B
16
P
0
F
4
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
"The only way Ricky is gonna get any smarter is if he dies and comes back as a turnip. He just keeps on getting stupider, Julian."
Cyrus
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
16
B
11
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG (40k)
"Why don't you go back to the bowling alley where you came from, helmet head?"
 
Trinity
#11
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
10
B
12
P
1
F
2
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (20k)
"I shot my Daddy in the bum and Mommy's gonna get mad at me."
Cory
#12
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
23
B
12
P
-1
F
1
G
13
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Two Heads (20k)
"Julian, where's the hand cream?"
 
Steve French
#13
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
3
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
"See? He's just a big, stoned, horny kitty."