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Mithral Monster Mashers
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Shins McSmashie
#1
Blitzer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
9
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Guard
Tiny Fury
#2
Blitzer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
15
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
 
Notorious M.A.D
#3
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
5
B
25
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
Notorious M.A.D was named Team Captain when the team was assembled, and in true dwarf solidarity, the band would pass from Dwarf to Dwarf until they all had a turn. However, after his first game, where his team won comfortably against humans, Notorious M.A.D, after consuming particularly large amounts of booze for a dwarf, proclaimed himself the unquestioning ruler of all of Dwarf-dom.

The other Dwarf, while muttering about the obvious frailty of M.A.D's mind, grudgingly accepted that as long as the team kept winning, no harm could be done. Besides, the way M.A.D tended to charge anything bigger than him at the start of every game, they considered it only a matter of time until justice prevailed.
Peanut Gobbler
#4
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
24
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
 
Team drunkard
#5
Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
52
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
Block
On the Wagon
#6
Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
22
B
2
P
2
F
2
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
 
Billy the Rat
#7
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
20
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Snitchy Steve
#8
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
21
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
 
Pilfering Pete
#9
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
20
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Sacred Snooze
#10
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
 
Mental Mike
#11
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
23
P
0
F
2
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Raving-mad Rek
#12
Deathroller
MA
4
ST
7
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Break Tackle
Dirty Player
Juggernaut
Loner
Mighty Blow
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stand Firm
Rek used to be a Dwarf blitzer, but after he ran afoul of one too many Elf Tree while watching balls fly over his head, something inside of him snapped.

He now spends all of his hours between matches reveling in his insanity, often muttering on about what he'll do to the next Treefolk he comes across, and all his little elf buddies too.

May Nuffle have mercy on whomever gets in his way.