Named after his incessant use of puns, Glovem's name was coined while watching the team's old Ork guard, who used to whip them, have his hands cut off. "Life's rough. You glove 'em and lose 'em!" Nobody laughed.

Smash demanded a surname based on his first kill. He never did get the chap's first name. But the murder of Mr. Robinson is what landed him on the short road to the Pain Mines. Brother of Crash.

Crash, not to be outdone by his grimdark serious brother, also took a surname. Little does Smash know that Murderhobo is what they called him after he was carted away for killing old man Robinson.

"We can call you Brick. As in, 'As dumb as a..'"
"I don't get it."
"That's okay, Brick. You don't have to, buddy."

In a bare fist brawl on her first day in the Pain Mines, she was forced to battle a Troll. A single headbutt to the not-at-all protected 'bathing suit area' had the Troll gasping and choking, rolling on the ground. She was heard commenting that 'his eggs are done over easy, now'.

Always cool and collected, Iceberg is a stoic, silent, brooding elf. Not much more to say. He's kind of boring, really.

Cannon is said to have throw a pickaxe at an Ork guard so hard, that the handle went clean through his face. This story has never been verified and has been told countless times.. but only by Cannon, himself.

She has freckles, and always thought the nickname was cute. She's kinda dumb.

Giving his trademark 'one eye closed, the other sort of popping out at you' look usually gives a moment of doubt. He uses that moment to kick you in your stupid judgmental face.