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Your Mother Was A Hamster
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...And Your Father Smelled of Elderberries
#1
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
2
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Block
Fart in Your General Direction
#2
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Block
Taunt You A Second Time
#3
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Block
Food Trough Wiper
#4
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
32
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
Bowels Unplugged
#5
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Kneecaps Broken
#6
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Heart Torn Out
#7
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Four Score Blondes and Brunettes
#8
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Too Perilous
#9
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
A Little Bit of Peril
#10
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Nostrils Raped
#11
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills