When Grumpy was young, he always wanted to play blood bowl. His father, Daniel Avidan, is actually a musician, but he always comes out to support Grumpy whenever he can. While Grumpy is a courteous young minotaur off the field, on the field, Grumpy wants to kill, kill, kill!

Rage Cage is often considered the smartest of the Big Guys on Major League Misfits. Jables really isn't too bright, and Grumpy is too focused on killing people, but cage is typically able to keep his head in the game. Sometimes it just takes some time for him to figure out what he wants to do. You can always be sure that he's got his head in the game, though!

Jables is often considered the weakest of the Big Guys on Major League Misfits. He's not very smart. He's slower than the others. But, none of that matters to Jables. He knows he's a valuable part of the team, and he's happy with that. As long as he gets to punch people, he's pretty much happy with anything.

Ninja X always wanted to play blood bowl. Even when he was young, he'd pass his brothers a ball, and then he'd tackle them right to the ground. This is actually the second team Ninja X has been a part of. He was on a dark elf team, but he was fired for killing a team-mate who used X's shampoo. Now, he's (grudgingly) agreed to join the Major League Misfits for a contract of $70k. It seems he's destined to be a star player.

No one ever thought Manifesto would make it. He comes from an abusive family. He never had much money growing up. He didn't have many friends. His father ridiculed him for wanting to play Blood Bowl. "You're too small," he'd say. "No one will hire you. Teams want the big and scary players." But Manifesto had heart. Well, actually he has three. His extra hearts were actually the reason why we hired him. His stamina is unmatched, and he makes the perfect projectile for Jables and Rage Cage, when the need arises. Manifesto is finally living out his dreams.

Captain of Major League Misfits, Gab has done a lot to make it to where he is today. He almost seems to be made to play Blood Bowl. So what if he has two bladders? It actually means he can keep playing for longer without a pee break. Much of his success has come from exactly that. Often, opponents have to leave the field momentarily to pee, and Captain Gab simply walks to ball to the other side, because he feels no need to pee.

People always ask him "Private, what's your real name?" When he says that he won't tell, people always seem to think he's being mysterious or just a jerk. The truth is, though, he just can't remember it.