Always guiding the tribe with a sure hand and a quiet word, Chief earned his name at birth as Old Medicine Man immediately foresaw his leadership abilities. Of course, being the biggest elf in the tribe didn't hurt either.

Winner: Winged Helmet Season 1 (most completions): 16

Gossip around the campfires is that Bearclaw's love of sugar-glazed fried dough has affected his on-pitch performance, along with his waistline.

Near the end of their 4th match, Bearclaw gets open and makes a break for the endzone- but trips and falls on his face. As the final seconds tick away, he regains his feet, lumbers the last few yards, and manages to catch the game-tying touchdown on a miraculous play from Chief.

Son of Chief, Soars with Eagles has grown to match his father in stature. Starting his career as the spoiled offspring of tribe royalty with a serious jimson weed habit, he has risen to the occasion and is now a prolific star of the team, when he's not suffering severe hallucinations.

Season 1 Golden Glove, most interceptions (1)

Spectator: I say, is that a dead crow on your head?

Crowfeather: Not dead, shagged out after long squawk.

With a completed pass, touchdown, and ejection for egregious fouling in his first match, Big Medicine Pouch attracted lots of attention in his first match. One this for certain, the kid has a big pouch!

In a lone teepee on a crisp midwinter morning, a new Moccasin was born to the tribe. At that exact moment, the Spirit Caribou appeared to the old shaman.
"A new child is given to you. You will know him by his skin, his hair, his eyes, as white as my fur, as the fresh-driven snow. Oh, and a great bloody set of antlers too. A great future will be granted him- a future of severe sunburns, difficulty finding a wearable hat, and being targetted by school bullies. Also, better cut back on the purple berries, I think they are making you see things."

At least, that's what old shaman said.

Gifted to him by a mysterious shaman, Marv's magical mukluks grant him exceptional abilities when kicking the ball.

Once saw an owl. To be fair, he spotted it from quite far away, and it might have been a seagull.