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Hell Muppets
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Tentacles (30k)
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
"Hurdy der flerty floopin.
I shmer der floompty.
Yer shoopin flerpty der.
Bork, bork, bork!"
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Claw (30k)
Tentacles (30k)
Sleep, Sweetums
Sweetums, lay your ugly head
Down upon your wretched bed
Close your eyes and go to sleep
Rest, you hulking heap
Sweetums is so sweet and cute
Go to sleep, you stupid brute
Nighty-night!
Dodge
Right Stuff
Block (30k)
Tackle (30k)
The Rainbow Connection (Hell version)
Why are there so many bones in my basement
And some of them child-sized
Humans are villains, who kill frogs for science
It's my turn to gut them alive
Who said that every knife must be cleaned and sharpened
When its used to disembowel
I use a dull blade, it's painful and messy
That's when you hear them howl
I plunge the knife in, and then pull back their skin
Oh how they struggle and plead
Then I perfom inhumane vivisections
The gushers, the screamers, and me
Laa dah da dee dah da doo, la dah da da dah dee dah doo!
Quotes:
- Never eat more than you can lift.
- Too much exercise can damage your health!
- As far as blind dates are concerned, moi does not discriminate.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Two Heads (30k)
People of Earth, do not be alarmed!
I had that weird dream again. The one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter.
You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space.
There's just one thing I still don't understand.
Why did they ask me to build a jacuzzi?
Time spent playing saloons in Snake City, the roughest town in the west: 3 years
His motto: Stay away from women
Daily routine: Finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed
Often wonders: When you get shot by a pickle at close range, do you get garlic burns?
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Two Heads (30k)
"Oh, sure, sure. I know you. You're gonna keep on saying I'm suave and sophisticated, and then when I start to believe it, then you're gonna say what a pointy head I have, and what floppy arms I have, and how dull I am, I know you."
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block (30k)
Diving Tackle (30k)
Rubber ducky, you're the one
You make bathtime lots of fun
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you
Doot doot doo da doot!
Every day when I
Make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-dubby!
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block (30k)
Diving Tackle (30k)
SCRAM!
Doesn't like: public television, the news, the sun, Christmas
Likes: recorded concerts on badly scratched records, commercial interruptions, saying 'No' in Spanish, angry faces in beautiful places, when landlords turn down the heat
Now, close your eyes and dream of all the wonderful trash that's yet to come.
You're still here? Hey, why don't you go read a book or something?