In his former life as a Blitzer for Caught By The Fuzz Frank managed to obtain 24spp's in 26 games.

CLONES - TOP SCORER

Wight Lines or "Scaramanga" to his undead buddies due to his 3 niggles ( yes, Ok scaramanga had 3 nipples, but close enough! ) was the most battered DLOTP player ever he had one eye, one leg, 2 ribs and not much else. Milnestar had managed to fix him up with some elastoplast and a few pieces of chewing gum, but is much happier with his new clone.

WL obtained 36spp's in 25 games for the Dark Lords

The former wight has the privelage of scoring the first TD for The Clones

CLONES - TOP APPEARANCE HOLDER

HERO

As a ghoul for the Dark Lords Mr Shot nailed 55spp's in 37 games. He also managed 12 td's throughout his first career.

CLONES - TOP PASSER

The Duke was the only ever-present for A.I and was joint top blocker for the team. He reached a then Artificial Intelligence high of 47 sp's in 26 games for the club

Chaz was the highest scoring Gobbo in the History of Kenmucky FC. He managed 34sp's in 17 games including 8 touchdowns.

Rory finally kiffed it in the Undead top of the table clash against Brother Marius' Lamentations. One of the original 12 Rory will be fondly remembered. Milnestar used his old bones as a coffee table in the VIP cypt.

Rory inflicted the first ever casualty for the DLOTP, and managed 32 spp's in 42 games for the Dark Lords.

As with the Dark Lords Rory inflicted the first casualty for The Clones.

CLONES - TOP BLOCKER

CLONES - TOP MVP

23 spp's in 30 games for the Club Phoenix Chaos Warrior saw him "re-born" by milnestar, more for his singing talent than his BB skills.

Bar Manager of the ZX Spectrum Tommy got a group of the local men together plus the clubs Mino Bouncer and decided to join his old friend Milnestar for a bit of Bloodbowl mayhem.

Top SP holder for A.I, Tommy was without a doubt the star of the norse team, he lead the way on TD's and completed passes. He also had the honour of the first score for the club and the first RIP.

Tommy managed 40sp's in 23 games for the club

Spawned from Milnestar 17,000 years ago, Toot has always languished in the shadows of his younger brother Big Mummy. However, he is happy with BM gaining all the attention, as this tends to mean BM also gets most of the attention on the pitch. Toot however is a crowd pleaser, his style, though not as gruesome as BM's is rather unique. He will gladly torture the opposition, often purposely leaving them alive to suffer another day !

Toot is top appearance holder for the Dark Lords and the only player to have played in every game.

Toot died on Bank Holiday Monday 31st May. No longer a day of holiday, but a day of mourning. Killed by Aequitas' reserve chaos team after little brother 'Big Mummy' was taken down with a virus and was unable to protect his sibling. ( Although some say they saw BM laugh at the time ! )

Forever remembered !

67 spp's in 59 games for the Dark Lords

As well as being given a sword by a watery tart and ruling the Britains, Arthur is also Captain and sometimes manager of the Rabbits. He is a galant leader, though will often be heard to shout "run away" first, and expect all to follow. His knowledge of swallow's is unsurpassed, though he is not the best footballer, as he expects the opposition to move out of his way at his command "I'm Arthur King Of The Britains"

The king died after 15 games and only 2 spp's. Brought back to life to bring some much needed leadership to The Clones