The only female clown on the starting lineup, Kate is known for her very physical style of buffoonery. A constant onslaught of giant pink feathers, slung custard pies and kicks from oversized shoes keep her foes reeling and confused. Despite this, Kate is a clown through and through and simply cannot resist tripping over her own shoes rather than scoring vital touchdowns.

Once a normal psychotic clown, Blinky was bitten in an unfortunate encounter with a vampire weeaboo from the team Maximum Marvelous Maiden. Blinky has found himself suffused with a lust for blood and the uncontrollable urge to use Japanese honorifics in everyday conversation.

A once-noble clown, Stitches suffered a terrible mishap at a children's party that left him with one eye and no pulse. After being resurrected by a circus necromancer, Stitches is no longer freelance and has joined the Talabheim troupe. Stitches claimed his first victim on the Blood Bowl pitch in his very first match, kicking a tackled gorilla to death with his oversized shoes. His thirst for blood unslaked, Hueg Boener the bonobo was the next to fall to Stitches' wrath, barely escaping with his life.

Bluebrook was once a happy, if unskilled, Blood Bowl player. Surprisingly sociable for one of his race, he loved the opportunity to indulge his Dark Elf instincts for violence before having a laugh and a drink with his former foes in the local tavern.

His luck changed for the worse when he filled in for a match on a team of unhinged clowns. While the slaughter was terrible, Bluebrook got his first taste of glory in not only surviving where so many others fell but also being voted Most Valuable (and Least Creepy) Player. After a night of drunken celebration, Bluebrook found himself caged in a moving wagon surrounded by silent, painted clowns. One by one they turned their grinning faces to him, and Bluebrook knew that his life had just taken a turn for the worse.