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Snots Against Punting Zociety
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Lumpwort
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
63
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Grab (30k)
Guard (30k)
Proved to be the brightest and most useful troll in the game against Soteks Swamp Raptors.

His time is now.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN LUMPWORT
Klubba
#2
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
5
B
63
P
0
F
1
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard (30k)
A little slower than his brethren, but has proved he's not that useless.
 
Turk
#3
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
66
P
1
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard (30k)
Has acquired a taste for gnomes and gunpowder after a game vs. gnomes in the yard.

mmmmmm... Seared pointy hats.
Da Rollin Skrapheap
#4
Pump Wagon
MA
4
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
37
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Ball & Chain
Extra Arms
Nerves Of Steel
Secret Weapon
Mighty Blow (30k)
 
Da Witness
#5
Pump Wagon
MA
4
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
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Skills
Ball & Chain
Extra Arms
Nerves Of Steel
Secret Weapon
Grab (30k)
Mighty Blow (30k)
Braving gangfouls and a wasteland of 1-6 block attempts, they ride into S.A.P.Z. Valhalla.

WITNESS THEM.
Contractor Puck
#7
Snotling Goon
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
 
Gurkspat
#8
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
4
AV
5
R
38
B
6
P
0
F
3
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
+AG (30k)
Sure Feet (30k)
This group of vomitous snotlings seems to have a knack for the finer aspects of the game; ie, not landing face first in the pitch and actually playing the ball!
PR Pip
#9
Snotling Goon
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
4
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
 
Puddles
#10
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
16
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Havoc Brigade
#11
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
3
B
6
P
1
F
7
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
 
Pittlewicks
#12
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
15
B
10
P
4
F
5
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Diving Catch (30k)
Hackbreff
#13
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
 
Cateater
#15
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
2
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Bonkers
#16
Splatta Wagon
MA
6
ST
5
AG
1
AV
8
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
+ST (30k)