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Sahri's Slaughterers
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+AG (40k)
Dodge (30k)
Fend (20k)
Kick-Off Return (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
After his second demise at the hands of dark elves, Sahri has donned the helmet of the Blitz-ra, and while he himself has grown more blood thirsty because of it; he has not forgotten how to play the ball.
Sahri has once again quickly become the residential ball carrier of the team, even superseding his antics during the Chaos Tour. Scoring an amazing 11 touchdowns for the team, he has a become a star in his own right. Hopefully, a merchandising deal is around the corner. Possibly a shoe deal.
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Dauntless (20k)
Frenzy (20k)
Juggernaut (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Ju-ha has proven that he is much more bloodthirsty than his captain this season. You can usually see Ju-Ha making the first blitz of the drive, hoping to crush the flesh of the living.
Some people have started to question whether or not Ju-ha even has a soul anymore. In his hollow body there only seems to be a desire to kill and maim. Some even say that he is an avatar of Djaf, the god of Death.
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Block (30k)
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Scored the first mummy TD for the team!
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Block (30k)
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Grab (20k)
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Scored the second mummy TD for the team!
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Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
In the wake of Babu's passing, Yiman has taken the title of Captain of the Guard, to carry on his name. Yiman has vowed to carry on his best friends style of defensive play to protect the team.... at least that's what we think he said as it just comes off as moans and gurgles.
Yiman single handedly stopped a win for the Dark elves by intercepting the tie breaking pass!
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Thick Skull
Block (20k)
Fend (20k)
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Thick Skull
Dodge (30k)
Kick (20k)
Showing a bit more accuracy and finesse than his brethren, Bakari has become the resident kicker, and emergency ball carrier. After gaining some skills from some miraculous TD's, he has also taken to becoming a defensive sweeper. With his finesse, strong kicking foot, and faster than molasses thinking, you can always count on Bakari!
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Thick Skull
Dirty Player (20k)
Sneaky Git (30k)
Truly, a skeleton with even less to do with the rules than the champions of death! Gani has graduated into the main fouler for the team, through rigorous training and groin kicking regimens. It is said that he wears the helm of Adep, the god of destruction and cheats. And considering the miraculous armor shatterings within these recent games, many have come to believe this could be true.
He has won 5 mvps from unanimous votes from the crowd, often lauding his neck stamp and twist combo.
Also, he made a real killing during a game vs. the Springfield Coils, causing several knockouts and two serious injuries! And the ref didn't see him once during his ten fouls!
And he just keeps going ladies and gentlemen! Gani was a key player in wiping out the entire Bowling Gobbo Team, through blatant fouling of the poor downed goblins and trolls!
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Thick Skull
Block (20k)
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Thick Skull
Block (20k)