Shmagglederp And Other Daemons
Pretty out there, Mowgli's the leggiest SOB on roadside. Does what he wants.
Bit of a legend, munches down bishes for fun. Wears a sick azz pot hat, sits on a THRONE son. Playing a chump like a trombone in his profile pic. Everyone likes Owl Dude, plus he's hella strong from smackin fools.
The funnest daemon about, man this guy parties, HARD. Wrecks MFs like a don. Party tricks include pretending some fool's leg is his serpenty tongue while he does his human impression. Man, SkeechyNQ knows what's up.
Damn Roger's naughty. He's a kinky minx, a Rhopalocera raper, a backdoor Sally in the prime of his days. Has a dank white hat while he stanks on yo stank. In his picture he's giving a human a behind cuddle. Roger you naughty butterfly, you.
Graham's a dork, no one likes Graham. Always grumbling, grumpy Graham. Sits in the corner with his hands down his pants, all day long. He's got some reeeal pent up issues, does Lonely Graham, and daym when he gets going he's a pink ass N. But no one likes a nerd. Stupid Graham.
Musical Kaboose the cha-cha-chaboosh, making whymsical toots like he doesn't give a moose. He only ever plays his own jams, only F's play another sucka's sounds. A little show off, he's the life and soul of the party.
Pépé and Smeech that ker-azy duo, always up to mischief. Like that time they murdered a village just by whispering in peoples' ears, haha. Love these guys. Smeech is the one floating in the bucket of bile, Pe-pe's the rad snakey mouse thing. Watch out for these two suckas, they'll stamp on your nads if they get half a chance.