Lucifermented Milk, Lucy for short. Gained super human abilities, after a wrapping of weird dairy substance exploded in her stomach during a drug muling attempt.

The spp shines in the quarkness, and the quarkness has not overcome it.

Bravely challenges the laws of Thermobloodbowlics. Suppose that you have a pitch filled with players at some MA. This means that the average speed of the players is a certain amount depending on the MA. Some of the players will be going faster than average and some will be going slower than average. Suppose that a line is placed across the middle of the pitch separating the two sides into left and right. Both sides of the pitch are now filled with the players at the same MA. Maxwhey imagined a player sized trap square in the line with his creature poised at the square who is observing the players. When a faster than average player approaches the square he makes certain that it ends up [dead] on the left side (by powing the player in the square if it's coming from the right) and when a slower than average player approaches the square he makes sure that it ends up [dead] on the right side. So after these operations he ends up with a players in which all the faster than average players are [dead] in the left side and all the slower than average ones are [dead] in the right side. So the pitch on the left is full of whey and on the right is also full of whey.

Churning opposing players to red buttermilk since 2016. Don't mistake him with Disney's or Marvel's wannabes Churnobogs, this guy here is no homo, but a true champ of the churn.

Hormone-free goat whey protein, now in a more Mephistophelian packaging. NO REFUNDS!

Managed to stop a sneaky goblin from reaching the endline.

Found on the Interblag: "Belphegor (or Beelphegor, Hebrew orkish: ba'al-pe'or - Lord of the Gap) is a demon, and one of the seven princes of Hell warp, who helps people make discoveries. He seduces people by suggesting to them ingenious inventions that will make them rich." The only discovery this caprinae will help you make is that he is in fact a goat. The paragraph about making rich is also a lie. His nickname "Lord of the Gap" is spot on though.

Team's first most valuable player, spectating kids do love his lil' fluffy goat tail.

His name gets often mispronounced as Ba'al Zevûv, but in reality his name is Bob and he likes churning butter.

Churned a goblin to butter once.

Attempted to refine his butter making procedure with frogs.

This yogurt is not of this world. Y'AI'NG'NGAH YOGurt-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH.

Almost identical clone of Yogurt-Sothoth from the years of his youth and perfect health.

Elemental of kefir and an evil spirit from semtitic tales, but healthier than yogurt.