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Dorfhammer XLk
Legendary for defeating the mighty "All Boars You Can Eat" challenge all by himself back in Calidorf.
Chose to wear less armor in order to show how pretty he actually freaking is.
"I'm better in every *BEEP*ing way than that *BEEP*ing *BEEP*wad of a *BEEP* *BEEP* Royal *BEEP*ing Dorf. *BEEP* him and all that *BEEP* stands for. I'M SO *BEEP*ING ANGRY RIGHT NOW. BRING ME ANOTHER ONE OF HIS *BEEP*ING POSTERS"
Zoooommmmmmmmmm.....
Gone.
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Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
"Oi mate, it's a me, Dorfan. Don't make me wolf wolf your wolfin' ass, d'ya understand, wolfy?"
"I'm fortifying this position. I wont' disappoint you, my Coach."
Those wings on the helmet are actually part of his body.
Oh right. He plays for us too. I forget it every time.
"I-am-great-at-parties-and-totally-not-a-robot-ask-my-best-bud-<FriendNameNotFound>-we-are-totally-best-buddies-I-am-definitely-not-a-robot.
Also-you-should-absolutely-check-my-Playbook."