'Super' Jorge Ben once made an album called Força Bruta and he's history's greatest pop musician. Think Henry Mancini and the Beatles meet soul and samba. He's a true artist and a spiritual man of love and ecstasy, but as a Dark Elf he's also full of scorn. Recently he was spotted defecating on the grave of David Bowie, and he's also thought to be behind the kidnapping of Gene Simmons and the subsequent mailing of his body parts to the other members of Kiss.

He is the first and only captain of Forza Bruta.

"Yeah, I tried glory holes, sure I have. Trouble is they all too small. So I just smash though the panel."

Also known as Poop Man, Grand Poop-Brah, The Dismal Torrent, or just plain Poops, Poop Chute Riot is one of Forza Bruta's newest signings, and many believe his addition to the squad has been seminal in the team's recent lift in form. He's a player who's not afraid to get in his opponents faces and let loose with a hot jet of cocoa straight from his puckered ring. He can certainly dish it out but he's also not afraid to take it, and he's quickly won his teammates' respect not just with his skills on the field, but also with his workmanlike indifference to having shit sprayed in his face.

Younger brother to Hoick Champion and Hoick Jr, this Hoick comes from a long line of distinguished Hoickers. What sets him apart from his kin however is his ability to successfully translate that athleticism and dexterity of competitive hoicking onto a fantasy football pitch. A day one veteran and team vice-captain, many regard him as Forza Bruta's greatest player. The statisticians are inclined to agree.

A true team player, little is known of Chico prior to his time at Forza Bruta. When he's not training he enjoys participating in orgies, advanced knitting, and smooshing pigeons into people's faces.

If you were to pick one word to describe Panthertron, a word that captures the essence of who he is, what he delivers, and what really makes him tick, I think that word is Panthertron.

Whether he's in the boardroom, the golf course, in a wine bar or riding farm animals hard from behind, ol' Whitey's nothing if not ruthless. Or is he? Some believe that in his love for animals Mr Liar shows a softer, more tender side to his character. Others point out that most of the time he ends up feasting on the beasts, often while they're still alive, sometimes even before he's reached the point of no return.

For a Druchii, Sodomopodge is really just one great big softy; a teddy bear with a heart of gold who loves nothing more than to cuddle and be filled. When push comes to shove however, he knows how to clench hard, back up strong, and deliver the juice.

Eddie Brock qua Venom is Spiderman's greatest nemesis. Feel free to ask how he wound up on Chimpanfrenzee's Blood Bowl team. Just don't expect an answer.

"First I take your girl. Then I take her again. Finally, I set you on fire."

I have loved and respected my father my whole life.

Sexlexia earned her unusual nickname way back when she was a tot at Dark Elf nursery school. Whenever those twisted weeuns had their weekly genital sketch class, Lexi always got the parts all jumbled up. To this day she's no more able to draw a hard pecker with the helmet flanging down towards the shaft than she's able to draw a minge with the hair outside the flaps. It hardly matters though; she's a terrific football player.