"I'm a rocker, dude through and through. Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep."

"Hiya, chicky baby. How's it going? Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me, and let's get started."

"Grandma just called. She said you should go home because you're ruining everyone's lives and eating all the steak."

Bow hunting skills: none
Computer hacking skills: none
Nunchuk skills: none

Favourite animal: Liger (it defends itself with its growing skills in the field of magic)

"I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food."

"NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life. Unfortunately, it won't date them either."

"Whoops! Did I do that?"

"All right you turds, listen up! Your moms are away at a meeting and they put me in charge of you, but you're still grounded, so you're not allowed to have any fun. Any questions? Now you all just sit there and keep your mouths shut while I go listen to my Britney Spears records."

"Let me put on my slightly larger glasses."

"Would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during its decline?"

"You don't eat meat! You don't do drugs! What's wrong with kids today?"

"My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard."

"I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you."